I’m not a man who starts a sentence with “You Know It’s Bad When”……… but I play one in my spare time.
………. the Democrats lose yet another STAUNCH SUPPORTER.
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen For tonight‘s Gutfeld!
@Steve-Allen: What do you wish you would have done more of when you were young?
Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.
In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes
Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.
Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
WHERE WERE THE FED JUDGES TO STOP BIDENS IMPORTS??!!??
Total morons....🤔 Is MORONACY a word? 🤔🙄🤔🤨 WELL IT IS NOW!! 😡 I'm exercising my right to the FREEDOM OF SPELLING WHAT I WANT! 🤣😂😆 My one daughter at 3 yrs old said frustrated.." I'm gettin pisster & pisster !" 🤣😂😆 Couldn't yell at her & still use it 25 yrs later! 😂
