Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.
In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes
Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.
Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Hey Gutterpeeps, I know we're all a bit bummed by GG being blown off his time slot by Hurricane EE-suh-EEeeeese, but HERE'S SOME GOOD NEWS:
Our Gutterbuddy @LloydCash , as of today, is 90 DAYS SOBER.
He's kickin' ass, attending all his meetings, passing his tests, and depending on a few factors, could be OUT NEXT WEEK or the week after.
He says he misses all of us, and getting back on the Gutter is going to be one of the first things he does when he gets out. He appreciates everyone's love and support more than you can imagine.
Way to go, Lloyd! ✊👊👏👏👏👏👏
