Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.
In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes
Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.
Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
Congratulations to @APalm, @Pam_Antosiak, @RockNRollHS. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s.Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@APalm Who's a celebrity that is universally considered attractive, but they just don't do it for you?
@Pam_Antosiak At your current level of professional success, do you still have a five year plan? And if you do, where do you want to be in five years?
@RockNRollHS What is it that annoys you the most these days?
Taped The Great Christmas Showdown at Fox and this weekend I’ll be with Greg in Atlantic City
I get so disgusted with local news. This anchor woman, michelle charlesworth of ABC7 news out of NYC, earlier today read a QUOTE from Homeland Security about the arrest of a man in Manhattan wanted for repeated trafficking in counterfeit merchandise.
The quote SAID "...AN ILLEGAL ALIEN".
She READ it as, "...ONE UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANT".
While I've never posted on social media for someone to be fired or disciplined, I'm tempted. Problem is her Producers probably praised her for it. This is all just more proof that the "news" is not the news, they're a mouthpiece of lefty propaganda.
She was not reading her own copy about a story, she was DELIBERATELY MISQUOTING A NAMED SOURCE.
#activistsbrainwash
