Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.
In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes
Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.
Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
Congratulations @Frenchi. Your question was chosen tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists
@Frenchi If you could change something about yourself, what would it be and why?
Congratulations to @LeoLeeC and @steve-allen. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg.
@LeoLeeC What would cause you to change to a different restaurant table or airline seat?
@steve-allen Have you ever took blame for something you didn't do just to get it over with?
As our thoughts and prayers and most eyes will be on the Memorial Events in Phoenix for our friend Charlie this weekend, we will also have 2 Gutfeld Live events that were already scheduled and will still be taking place (Allentown, PA and Foxwoods Casino in CT) for those who want to honor Charlie or show solidarity and remembrance in other ways - join us. Tickets are still available and we look forward to seeing you there.
Additionally, we are super psyched to announce that KAT TIMPF will be our surprise special guest in Atlantic City on Nov 22 so don't wait any longer to purchase your tickets. For Ticket info: www.GGutfeld.com/live
And lastly, if you've been waiting for an extra reason to become a Gutter Supporter...now's the time! We have some exciting information that we will be announcing in the coming weeks. Only Supporters will hear about it and get first crack at it!
Sincerely,
Team GUTTER!
