Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.
In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes
Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.
Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
What do y'all think of Greg's game show?
The Finale - Episode 3 airs Monday May 11.
Who do you think the Grand Prize Winner will be? Gutter Supporters get ONE guess! The first 2 to guess correctly will win a Gutter Prize!
Join Greg, Tom, comedian Michael Loftus and Dana Perino June 7 in Charlotte, NC! Tickets still available.
https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/2D00632B915924D3
So we took out to the shooting range in Parma, Idaho to learn how to exercise our 2nd Ammendment Rights!!! A good buddy of mine, former military and coworker was our instructor.
Shot the whole gammit: 22 pistol--browning buck mark, Smith weapon.38/ 357 revolver,9 mm full size grip, Glock 20 full size, 10 mm,
AR 22 and AR 15 with Hoffman trigger...
Enjoy the pics!
