Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.
In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes
Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.
Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen For tonight‘s Gutfeld!
@Steve-Allen: What do you wish you would have done more of when you were young?
Good morning (just gone afternoon here) to my American cousins.
The last two full days of Winter. Spring begins on Thursday, 9.01 am here, 5.01 am Eastern Time in the USA.
At last.
We've already had almost two weeks of very Spring-like weather here on the English east coast, but clear sunny day-time skies mean night-time frosts at this time of year. We should start to feel a little warmth from the sun next week.
Sad news today that the last of "The Few", Battle of Britain pilot Group Captain John “Paddy” Hemingway has died, aged 105. The Group Captain was just 21 at the time of the Battle of Britain, and went on to fly night-fighters for most of the war. He was shot down four times, but never failed to report for duty.
We don't make them like John Hemingway any more. We just don't.
