Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.
In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes
Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.
Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
Thanks to everyone who's come out this year! We're looking forward to seeing the rest of y'all in the coming months! Learn more about when and where to See Gutfeld, Perino, Shillue, Joe Machi, Michael Loftus and Jeff Dye! Tickets are still available including Meet & Greet Book signing tickets with Dana Perino in Frisco Texas. The Meet & Greet in Charlotte is sold out.
UPCOMING SHOWS!
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Michael Loftus and Dana Perino!
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Michael Loftus and Dana Perino!
Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Joe Machi
Sun, Sept 20, Clarksville, TN, F&M Bank Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Joe Machi
Sat, Oct 17, Peoria, IL, Peoria Civic Center
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Jeff Dye
Sun, Oct 18, St. Charles, MO, Family Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Jeff Dye
Go to www.GGUTFELD.com/live for tickets!
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@Bunny3k can no longer attend the Frisco show and is selling 3 Frisco tickets at face value (no added taxes and fees). She is also generously including her 2 meet and greet tickets with Dana for free. Floor 13, Row G, Seats 2-4.
If you are interested, please tag @Bunny3k below and send her a message.
My kitchen is officially getting a facelift and my temporary cooking situation is giving “camping with chandeliers” energy😜
For the next few weeks, I will be whipping up meals using only a toaster oven, crockpot, and barbecue. Hit me with your best easy meals! One winning recipe will be featured on Sunday Suppers and the lucky chef will score some merch.
🚫And, just to be clear( my most hated phrase), NO takeout suggestions.
