Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.
In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes
Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.
Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
Christmas is just 2 days away. Which movie are you watching first?
For me, it’s Die Hard(yes, it counts).
The kids have arrived and Charlie mostly remembered them. Charlie now has extra people to scratch his tummy and play ball with them. The kids and my husband are playing golf today, and I'm cooking an 18 pound ham. (I don't play golf. I have a total lack of eye-hand coordination.) The kids are so much fun to be around. Always upbeat, finding laughter. They'll be here until Saturday morning. They have to go home to get ready for a golf tournament their son will be in. I'm happy that they make the trip every year from MD.
