Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.
In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes
Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.
Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
Congratulations to @heavyO. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@heavyO What show do you dislike, but will watch with your significant other?
It's not even Thanksgiving and we're already thinking about gifts and Holiday Sales... WELL... here's a thought....how about surprising a loved one with Tickets to GUTFELD Live! Tickets are now on sale for the Entire Tour 2026 tour including our last show of 2025 in Atlantic city Nov 22! There are still VIP tickets available at most of the shows, but they won't last - so if you're looking to enhance your experience or a loved ones grab 'em while you can.
Go to www.ggutfeld.com/live for ticket info. and we REALLY hope to see you there!
FULL TOUR LINE UP!
Sat, Nov 22, Atlantic City, Ocean Casino (Surprise Guest Kat Timpf! )
Sat, Feb 28, Westbury, NY, Flagstar @Westbury Music Fair (almost sold out)
Sat, April 11, Duluth, GA, -Gas South Arena
Sun, April 12, Huntsville, AL, Propst Arena
Sat, May 2, Nampa, ID, Ford Idaho Center
Sun. May 3, Independence, MO, Cable Dahmer Arena
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Sat, Sept 19, ...
Two of Mark’s favs. Yea, I am a personal chef without the paycheck.
The bread was easy and delicious and the Cooks’s Illustrated Hot and Sour soup is perfect on this gloomy day…..a small mountain of slicing though. Now the real question: Do I have to wait for Mark to return from work to eat? I’m hungry from all this cooking.
@Brighteyes, @Cat-head Made a trip to the Dollar Tree at lunch time and took your advice. Got two fabric placemats for the skirt. Not too bad! Tonight I turned on the multi-colored lights option. And no, don't worry, I'm not going to post a pic of my Charlie Brown tree every day LOL. 🤣
