Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.
In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes
Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.
Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
Congratulations to @SoCalMike. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@SoCalMike What sport do you wish you were really good at?
“Being ‘gallant’”
gallant
/găl′ənt/
adjective
1. Smartly or boldly stylish; dashing.
"a gallant feathered hat; cut a gallant figure at the coronation."
2. Unflinching in battle or action; valiant.
"put up a gallant resistance to the attackers."
3. Nobly or selflessly resolute.
"made a gallant attempt to save his friend's reputation."
This photo deserves some explanation.
Whenever I wear a capeau or hat, and I kiss my love. I remove it and hold it in front of us to hide our kiss.
My darling bride finds it to be gallant.
I strive to be gallant in all I do.
You can see the white brim of my Fedora behind us.
