Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.
In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes
Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.
Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
Congratulations to @jennybadger2 and @nancyCBr. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Kat and the Panelists.
@jennybadger2 What is your favorite memory from your childhood?
@nancyCBr What first world problem bothers you the most?
You all know Greg likes sloths and I’ve always loved them too. When we were in the Bahamas years back, a man was showing a group of us a sloth. He cautioned us not to touch, just look. When I walked a little closer to look at the adorable thing, the sloth reached out and took hold of my arm and looked at me with that sweet little face. I said I’m not touching him! He’s touching me! So Joe saw this online and got it for me to celebrate my love of sloths. His name is Sidney VonSlickersloth. 😂
