Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.
In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes
Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.
Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
Taped The Great Christmas Showdown at Fox and this weekend I’ll be with Greg in Atlantic City
Congratulations to @heavyO. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@heavyO What show do you dislike, but will watch with your significant other?
It's not even Thanksgiving and we're already thinking about gifts and Holiday Sales... WELL... here's a thought....how about surprising a loved one with Tickets to GUTFELD Live! Tickets are now on sale for the Entire Tour 2026 tour including our last show of 2025 in Atlantic city Nov 22! There are still VIP tickets available at most of the shows, but they won't last - so if you're looking to enhance your experience or a loved ones grab 'em while you can.
Go to www.ggutfeld.com/live for ticket info. and we REALLY hope to see you there!
FULL TOUR LINE UP!
Sat, Nov 22, Atlantic City, Ocean Casino (Surprise Guest Kat Timpf! )
Sat, Feb 28, Westbury, NY, Flagstar @Westbury Music Fair (almost sold out)
Sat, April 11, Duluth, GA, -Gas South Arena
Sun, April 12, Huntsville, AL, Propst Arena
Sat, May 2, Nampa, ID, Ford Idaho Center
Sun. May 3, Independence, MO, Cable Dahmer Arena
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Sat, Sept 19, ...
Congratulations to @APalm, @Pam_Antosiak, @RockNRollHS. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s.Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@APalm Who's a celebrity that is universally considered attractive, but they just don't do it for you?
@Pam_Antosiak At your current level of professional success, do you still have a five year plan? And if you do, where do you want to be in five years?
@RockNRollHS What is it that annoys you the most these days?
If you are a Republican,and you don't love Scott Bessent, then there is something wrong with you.
And Democrats...here is an incredibly capable GAY man holding a post...that doesn't flaunt it, doesn't talk about it. Because he got the job because he is competent...not from checking boxes. And he doesn't steal luggage or pretend to nurse babies.
It's been 4 years since that malignant ambulatory excrement ran down people celebrating the holiday season in Waukesha -
Today the city dedicated a beautiful memorial -
On this day, we remember and honor the six lives lost on November 21, 2021, during the Waukesha Christmas Parade tragedy.
Virginia Sorenson
LeAnna Owen
Tamara Durand
Jane Kulich
Wilhelm Hospel
Jackson Sparks
We stand with the survivors, their families, our first responders, and the entire community. Waukesha continues to show incredible resilience, unity, and strength.
A remembrance ceremony and dedication of the final memorial sculpture will take place at 4:39 PM at the Parade Memorial in Grede Park. Our community is invited to attend.
Waukesha Strong — today and always.
#Waukesha #WaukeshaStrong #WaukeshaParadeMemorial
