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Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.

In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes

Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.

Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.

On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”

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@hillcatgut Name an actor or politician that you met - was your impression of them different than their public persona.

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