Of course Elon has tapped @johnconner2046 to plan the welcome back party for the astronauts returning on Crew Dragon Freedom in the Gulf of Mexico. He has a dual function- he also has to make sure they haven't been infected with some kind of Astronauts Wife/Venom/Body Snatchers-like alien symbiotic organism. This hasn't become a Hollywood trope for no reason. It took 2 weeks to extract the creature that had infected Buzz Aldrin.
In honor of @johnconner2046 , some Dad jokes John tells astronauts and some memes
Why are there not more dog astronauts?
They’re afraid of the vacuum.
Why do all astronauts use a mac?
Because its dangerous to open windows in space.
On my first day at astronaut training, I vomited and asked the instructor, “Is this normal?”
He said, “Not during a written exam, no.”
1. Open- ended questions only(yes/no answers=buzzkill)
2. Keep it fun and light – save the heavy politics for your holiday family get-togethers 😜
3. Questions should be for all panelist, not just Greg.
4. If you have a this or that question, please add the words “ and why”
5. One sentence, please – no complicated set ups.
6. Be patient! Show gets a lot of questions… persistence pays off.
Tampon Tim today: "We do not need any further help from the federal government." The feds aren't "helping" you Timmy, they're doing the job you flat out refuse to do!
