Every time there was a crime, no matter how terrible, he would hear the details from his officers and say "It could be worse."
One day, police were called to a beautiful house on a quiet street that belonged to a wealthy local businessman and his wife, the Dunwoodys. When they arrived, they found the front door open, and heard the sound of crying from the kitchen. The wife was sitting in a blood-drenched negligee at the kitchen table, crying hysterically. The husband was sitting calmly across from her, his hands covered in blood. He sipped a coffee. Bloody footprints led up the stairs to the master bedroom. A naked man was face-up on the bed with a knife protruding from his chest. His clothes were on the floor, and there was $1000 cash sitting on the nightstand.
The investigating officers immediately called for the chief to come to the scene.
"You know what he'll say," said one. "It could have been worse."
A while later the chief arrived along with the crime scene unit and a couple of detectives. The chief winced as he looked at the bloody scene in the bedroom, then walked away shaking his head.
"Well, it could have been worse," he said.
One of the cops, feeling brave, called out to him.
"Chief? I have to ask. How? I mean, a man is dead! His family is destroyed. Mr. Dunwoody found out his wife is a high-priced escort and committed murder, and now the Dunwoodys' kids' lives are ruined . . . how could it possibly have been worse?"
The chief looked at him for a moment.
"Well, for one thing, if this had been yesterday, the dead guy would have been me."
mornin
Mark dragged down his Chewbacca from upstairs and wore his favorite mask for Halloween. No negativity surprisingly…. ! He did, however, pay a visit to the liberal house next door and repeatedly yelled, “You’re fired! You’re fired! You’re fired!” I think they actually enjoyed it.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
I can not believe the Republicans would even consider keeping Thune as Senate minority leader. Are they not paying attention to the American people at all?
These few Senators who are delaying the vote (hopefully to give them time to find another candidate) should be supported. Anyone else who still backs Thune should be primaried out .... period.
https://dailycaller.com/2026/11/09/ron-johnson-gop-senators-delay-john-thune-leadership-vote/
g’day! aforementioned ; ah’ll be back in about 4 weeks. just logged in cos ah wanna’ let you know that CNN (old- Headline News has re-emerged: Paramount shake-up.) back to “headline news” (around the world) at this hour (AWST -Australia Western Standard Time); from 6pm-7pm. please, wake up, fox, and do the same! news from around the world : minus politics. only one hour, so far… Australian 🇦🇺 news; liberals (right-wing) are kicking butt in Australia. out ! ✌🏼 see you in a month! gurl + 🐧 ✌🏼
Jennifer Welch apologizes.
Apologize to Satan when you see him.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/jennifer-welch-angie-sullivan-apologize-for-charlie-kirk-joke/ar-AA2gY602?ocid=socialshare
