Mark dragged down his Chewbacca from upstairs and wore his favorite mask for Halloween. No negativity surprisingly…. ! He did, however, pay a visit to the liberal house next door and repeatedly yelled, “You’re fired! You’re fired! You’re fired!” I think they actually enjoyed it.

Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.

Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.

@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?

Every time there was a crime, no matter how terrible, he would hear the details from his officers and say "It could be worse."

One day, police were called to a beautiful house on a quiet street that belonged to a wealthy local businessman and his wife, the Dunwoodys. When they arrived, they found the front door open, and heard the sound of crying from the kitchen. The wife was sitting in a blood-drenched negligee at the kitchen table, crying hysterically. The husband was sitting calmly across from her, his hands covered in blood. He sipped a coffee. Bloody footprints led up the stairs to the master bedroom. A naked man was face-up on the bed with a knife protruding from his chest. His clothes were on the floor, and there was $1000 cash sitting on the nightstand.

The investigating officers immediately called for the chief to come to the scene.

"You know what he'll say," said one. "It could have been worse."

A while later the chief arrived along with the crime scene unit and a couple of ...

g’day! aforementioned ; ah’ll be back in about 4 weeks. just logged in cos ah wanna’ let you know that CNN (old- Headline News has re-emerged: Paramount shake-up.) back to “headline news” (around the world) at this hour (AWST -Australia Western Standard Time); from 6pm-7pm. please, wake up, fox, and do the same! news from around the world : minus politics. only one hour, so far… Australian 🇦🇺 news; liberals (right-wing) are kicking butt in Australia. out ! ✌🏼 see you in a month! gurl + 🐧 ✌🏼