Go freaking retire to one of your homes you weird, little old man.
You're trouble. You're an idiot. You're a liar.
Congratulations to @steve-allen and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen What pet did you always want but never got ?
@Wilbner What food have you "overdosed" on many years ago, and refuse to eat now?
Hey everyone, summer is peaking now and had to get away for some RnR and attended the Baseball Circus--aka Cosmic Takeover Tour in Reno NV...not my cup of tea but the families with kids enjoyed it...chaos on top of chaos
Look who's coming to Clarksville, TN and Las Vegas next month joining Gutfeld, Tom Shillue & Joe Machi! Don't miss out!
https://ggutfeld.com/live/gutfeld-live-clarksville-tn/
https://ggutfeld.com/live/gutfeld-live-henderson-nv/
My calendar says it's Be An Angel Day, Tooth Fairy Day, Bao Day, Eat a Peach Day, and Take Your Cat to the Vet Day. Do a good deed, eat a peach, order some bao for lunch, and haul the cat in for a checkup — just maybe don't tell the cat about the tooth fairy angle; it'll only raise questions. (Eat a Peach... that was a great album!)
Today In History:
1642: King Charles I raises his royal standard at Nottingham, formally opening the English Civil War.
1791: Enslaved people in the French colony of Saint-Domingue rise up in a massive uprising, launching the Haitian Revolution — the only successful slave revolt in history to establish an independent nation.
1849: Austria launches the first air raid in recorded history, sending unmanned, bomb-carrying balloons against Venice.
1851: The schooner yacht America wins a race around England's Isle of Wight, a victory that eventually gives its name to the America's Cup.
1864: Twelve nations adopt the First Geneva Convention, establishing the first ...
