Yesterday, I crossed the Mississippi River into Louisiana Missouri and followed the river north to Hannibal Missouri. Mark Twain's spirit was all around me. My wife asks why I take country roads and I answered her...
"TO SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY"
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Congratulations to @KentC. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@kenyC. Who was your biggest tv/movie crush? Did you ever meet them?
Tickets still available for our last 4 shows of the year.
Join us...
Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
Gutfeld, Shillue & Joe Machi
Sun, Sept 20, Clarksville, TN, F&M Bank Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue & Joe Machi
Sat, Oct 17, Peoria, IL, Peoria Civic Center
Gutfeld, Shillue & Jeff Dye
Sun, Oct 18, St. Charles, MO, Family Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue & Jeff Dye
Go to www.GGUTFELD.com/live for tickets!
Hey Guys, I wanted to share something with you about one of our own, @LloydCash , who hasn't been around much lately. I just got off the phone with him and have his permission to share the following:
Tomorrow, Lloyd starts a 2 month stint in rehab for alcoholism. He's recognized that he has a life-threatening problem, and he is now dealing with it the best way he can.
He sounds good and knows it's going to be an adjustment. Cell phones get locked up and can only be used for emergencies with family. All outgoing calls are made on the facility's lines.
It's a great facility with horses and places to fish, and Lloyd is ready to make the 2+ hours trip in order to get his health back on track.
Here's his facility: https://discoverypointretreat.com/locations/ennis-rehab-center/
And here's where you can write to LLoyd. He'd love to hear from anyone who's so inclined and knows it would really lift his spirits:
Discovery Point Retreat
LLoyd Cash
306 Log Cabin Rd.
Ennis, Tx. 75119
We're all ...
NEWS JERSEY.....OFFICER LEAVES 2 DOGS IN CAR FOR 7 HRS...WINDOWS CLOSED...CAR OFF.....🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 Said officer found dogs unresponsive....DOA at the vets office....🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 K-9 s Rip & Boomer 🥺🥺💔 THE S.O.B. IS SUSPENDED W/O PAY....Should be in prison for the murder of 2 fellow officers!! 🤬
Live from the waiting room… Greg has thoughts
Update #3. No need to return tomorrow
Update #2 the vending machine in the juror lounge has Funyons. This is why America is great.
Just been called
Currently in a big room for jury duty. I feel compelled to nominate myself as jury foreman immediately. Then later tell them I’m guilty of the crime they’ve accused the defendant of. I learned this from Clint Eastwood.
I just watched a long video about being an unbiased juror. I thought it sucked.
Why are you here.
I think I’ll be dismissed the moment I tell them I know Jesse Watters.
Jury update: no paper towels in the bathroom. Hand cleanser empty at all spots. None of the clocks are set at the right time. My yelp review is going to be scathIng.
A friend just told me racism gets you excused from jury duty. I already checked off “white” on my nationality so I’ll let them do the work.
No air conditioning in this place. Jesse got better treatment...
