Live from the waiting room… Greg has thoughts

Update #3. No need to return tomorrow
Update #2 the vending machine in the juror lounge has Funyons. This is why America is great.

Just been called

Currently in a big room for jury duty. I feel compelled to nominate myself as jury foreman immediately. Then later tell them I’m guilty of the crime they’ve accused the defendant of. I learned this from Clint Eastwood.

I just watched a long video about being an unbiased juror. I thought it sucked.

Why are you here.

I think I’ll be dismissed the moment I tell them I know Jesse Watters.

Jury update: no paper towels in the bathroom. Hand cleanser empty at all spots. None of the clocks are set at the right time. My yelp review is going to be scathIng.

A friend just told me racism gets you excused from jury duty. I already checked off “white” on my nationality so I’ll let them do the work.

No air conditioning in this place. Jesse got better treatment when he was detained in Turkey for shoplifting hair plugs.

think I would be perfect for jury duty because I can tell if someone is guilty just by looking at them.