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58 minutes ago

I took Sparky to his first vet appointment and all went well.

The only instructions the vet had were to feed kitten food to Sparky since it has more calories.

I didn't have any, so I went to IGA to buy a small bag.

I used my debit card when I checked out and asked for $50 cash back. The young man who was the cashier pulled one twenty and two tens out of the drawer and started to hand them to me, then he realized his error.

He then pulled out another five and gave the stack of bills to me!

I told him he could either give another five to me or I could give the five back to him and get a ten.

I got the glazed-over look and he finally decided on the ten.

The future leaders of our country! 😮😡

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@kenyC. Who was your biggest tv/movie crush? Did you ever meet them?

00:03:19
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Ask Greg Winning Questions

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MrsS: Name a guilty pleasure of yours.

Wilbner: What motivated you to get into your chosen profession?

00:04:25
Jury Duty: Round 1

Live from the waiting room… Greg has thoughts

Update #3. No need to return tomorrow
Update #2 the vending machine in the juror lounge has Funyons. This is why America is great.

Just been called

Currently in a big room for jury duty. I feel compelled to nominate myself as jury foreman immediately. Then later tell them I’m guilty of the crime they’ve accused the defendant of. I learned this from Clint Eastwood.

I just watched a long video about being an unbiased juror. I thought it sucked.

Why are you here.

I think I’ll be dismissed the moment I tell them I know Jesse Watters.

Jury update: no paper towels in the bathroom. Hand cleanser empty at all spots. None of the clocks are set at the right time. My yelp review is going to be scathIng.

A friend just told me racism gets you excused from jury duty. I already checked off “white” on my nationality so I’ll let them do the work.

No air conditioning in this place. Jesse got better treatment...

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2 hours ago

Stranger, more antisemitic and racist things have happened...
And there wouldn't be any doubt as to where these (future) candidates stood on Israel.

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