Waking up dead
Crap. What is happening? Why the fuck am I looking at my body? LOOKING at MY body. WTF?
Last night I was fine or at least I thought so. Now I’m exterior to my body looking at it sleeping. Sleeping? I don’t seem to be moving, breathing??
Shit. I’m supposed to be scared but somehow I’m not.
I don't think I can wake the thing up. But then again why would I want to. Fucking thing was in a lot of pain when walking around. But not all the time. I suppose it’s easier for my family this way. Just cart the thing off. I just hope they don’t spend too much getting rid of it.
It’s too much to hope that they took my half joking request to put it out in the desert with a sign stating “ Free lunch” I do hope the vultures can read. I suppose other animals will enjoy the feast and at present there is a lot of it.
Congratulations to @NJFLA and @SGKusmertz. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@NJFLA What’s something that instantly tests your willpower?
@SGKusmertz Which of your character traits do you hope to pass on to your next generation?
Congratulations to @IMP85. Your Huli Huli recipe was chosen for tonight’s Sunday Suppers. After a fierce showdown between Imp amd @Arius-Trychus, the sugar won this round. I got the entries down to two and Mark chose the winner. Oh, and it was delicious. Sorry @Arius-Trychus, sweet always talks louder for Mark.
@Imp85, please keep an eye out for an email from a Gutter Team Member.
Thank you to everyone who shared recipes and helped keep my temporary “toaster oven, bbq, and crockpot era” alive. Here’s hoping to the kitchen face look flies by fast.
Congratulations to @ACDC_Guy and @Ted_Prohowich. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the panelists.
@ACDC_Guy What was your first make out song and what grade were you in?
@Ted_Prohowich Tell us about a time someone gave you advice you didn't follow. Was the outcome good, bad, or ugly?
Post your questions below for Greg & the Panelists on GUTFELD Friday!
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On This Day In History 06/11/1776, the iconic path to American independence was forged. The Continental Congress appointed five men to draft a declaration of independence from Great Britain. The task fell to Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, John Adams, Roger Sherman, and Robert R. Livingston.
Thomas Jefferson, known for his eloquent pen, took the lead in drafting the Declaration. This document would proclaim the colonies' breaking away and articulate the profound belief that all men are endowed with unalienable rights by their Creator.
The Declaration of Independence became a beacon of liberty, laying the philosophical foundation for the nation. Its adoption marked the birth of a new era, where freedom and religious faith intertwined to shape the country's destiny.
