Some jokes and memes this Thursday, in honor of @Annhamlet
Accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink.
Now I'm in the hospital, waiting to be seen.
Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help otherwise it’s Hamburger Intervention.
Someone once asked me if I could name the 9th letter of the alphabet in less than one second.
It was a complete guess, but I was right.
Congratulations to @bek1 Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@bek1 What is your "go-to" music for a romantic encounter?
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
Post your questions below for Greg & the Panelists on Friday's Gutfeld!
When hump day hits, I call in back up: oven fried chicken with a crunchy Melba toast crust. Crispy, comforting, and cheaper than shopping.
Hey Gutters, how do you get over hump day? Food? Wine? A walk? Ignoring people? Spill your midweek survival secret.
