Congratulations to @bek1 Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@bek1 What is your "go-to" music for a romantic encounter?
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
Morning! Some bad short jokes and some memes. Dedicated to @johnconner2046
What do you give a man who has everything?
Penicillin.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter.
Today, I asked my phone, “Siri, why am I still single?” It activated the front-facing camera.
Dogs are the best. I had a surgical procedure this week (nothing serious), but Mocha has been stuck to me like glue ever since.
She crawled into my lap last night and fell asleep on my chest, and tonight she's all curled up and snuggly again. 🥰🐶
G’Day Peeps 🐥! news from down unduh: the women’s soccer team from Iran refused to sing their national anthem and were threatened with death when they arrive back in Iran. President Trump basically said how dumb it would be to make them leave and told our PM not to make them go back.
5 (women) asked for asylum here and they all received it. the other 13 i dunno 🤷🏼♀️ about yet (they didn’t request asylum.) excellent President Trump! you saved their lives!
