Morning! Some bad short jokes and some memes. Dedicated to @johnconner2046
What do you give a man who has everything?
Penicillin.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter.
Today, I asked my phone, “Siri, why am I still single?” It activated the front-facing camera.
Congratulations to @bek1 Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@bek1 What is your "go-to" music for a romantic encounter?
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
SHORT RANT......2 of my grown ass kids( who are both parents) are friggin drainin my battery with their "Im callin my parents" while fighting w their spouses 🤨 I don't friggin care what youse guys are bitchin about Work it out or WALK out......THE NEWS ...Is just pissin me off....MY HUSBAND . Well....that goes w/o sayin 🤦 & NOW....Frost on my car....72 degrees later....EVERYHING JUST PICK A LANE ALREADY!!!! 🤬😤🤬 Bella & I are goin for a long ass ride & share beef jerky under a tree somewhere......🤦🙄 have to pick up a new can of OFF...Damn bugs....Gonna look on amazon & see if they make OFF for people while Im at it......Thank You for losin a few minutes of your life to read this crap...Im sorry its time you'll never get back 😏🤭😂☕💫❤️
