In honor of @johnconner2046 who is missed dearly on this board , a joke and some memes
So a Man's VERY Liberal Neighbors Adopt a Young Child.
One day, the man goes to their house with a warming gift, and says to the little girl-
"What would you like to do when you grow up?" The child responds that she would like to help the homeless. So the man says-
"Alright, how about this. You mow my lawn a and ill give you $12. You can give that to a homeless man."
The Child thinks for a second, and says to the man.
"Why can't you get the homeless man to mow your lawn and pay him the $12?"
To which the man smiles, and replies-
"Welcome to the Conservative side."
Congratulations to @bek1 Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@bek1 What is your "go-to" music for a romantic encounter?
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
** Wrote this in 2023. I thought it was about me but I think now, looking back on it, it was about the country:
SNAP
One day in my exhausting, unrelentingly productive, artistically-fulfilling; and complicated BUT wildly successful life I suffered a completely unanticipated (not just by me but every horrified person I knew or who knew of me) nervous breakdown. A demonic seizure that left behind a lot of awards and standing ovations and Certificates of Graduation ... walked right out of the door of accumulated accomplishment for the last time … no looking back ... into the blinding light of The Nothing ... across the line.
SNAP ... choice was not involved, the only option I had was an afterlife of falling out of control ... so ironic for a man known to be the rock everyone counted on for stability and clever resolution of seemingly un-solvable Gordian Knots. Aloof but accessible and always in the background at all hours pulling strings and inspiring shared excellence. A Martyr who never died.
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TODAY IS MY 2 yr ANNIVERSARY of MY ADOPTION into This AMAZING GUTTER FAMILY 🤗 I found you thanks to my late but fav Uncle Joe. Up to that point...I never even used to text much less " post" anything. I was given a warm welcome by Mr. Conner ( as I call him) He said welcome, gave me a few lessons, & sarcastically busted chops😂 Since then....many of you have kept this Finnster in line...🤐 Ive been replied to " So whats your point? 🤨" 🥺only answer was 😫 "I don't know, I havent slept in 36 hrs" 🤣 I was forgiven. I also was a part of a notification 🤣 by MD.....dawn finn will kill you 🤣😂 Over 2 yrs I think Ive sprained ribs,burned nostrils,pissed my pants, & even cried a bit...I want to THANK ALL OF YOU!! for posting songs for me when I didnt know how🥺..All the well wishes & blessings during hard times 🙏💫. The snowball effect of laughter into the abyss of ridiculousness🤣🤦🤣 We've made it thru injuries, spousal spews, infamous b.i.l. torture, an ...
