Christmas is just 2 days away. Which movie are you watching first?
For me, it’s Die Hard(yes, it counts).
Here is another reading gem for you all this morning. I hope everyone is gearing up for a lovely Christmas Day.
(Copied from Substack)
Holiday Warmup
ROBERT DUCHEMIN SR
DEC 23
During the news conference after police found the body of the man who murdered an MIT professor, who the authorities claim also was the Brown University shooter, the president of Brown University was asked about Brown‘s security deficiency. Her response was that Brown has “adequate security.”
I can’t believe they still call these communes “institutions of higher education.” If two students get murdered in the middle of the day, you do not have adequate security. One would expect the person leading that institution to be able to figure out such a simple fact.
I especially like the fact that the primary witness to the Brown shooting is a man described by authorities as “a homeless Brown graduate.” For $90,000 a year Brown University can guarantee that you can be homeless after graduation. Of course, he could have spent the $360,000 ...
A cop on horse asks a little girl on a bike, “did Santa get you that?”
“Yes,” replies the little girl.
“Well, tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!” the cop says, and fines her $5.
The little girl looks up at the cop and says, “Nice horse you’ve got there, did Santa bring you that?”
The cop chuckles and replies, “He sure did!”
“Well,” says the little girl, “Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!”
Mornin
