I’m not a man who has an OPINION about what the generational differences are in today’s society but I play one in my spare time.
This is an accurate description of kids growing up in the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s.
Problem is that most Democrat Parents who raised kids after those decades are just as F**KING CRAZY as their kids are.
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Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night.
As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.
The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.
The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.
The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.
The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything.
At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up ...
OH MY …..
the police just showed up at my door, which doesn’t always make me feel great when I hear the knock, knock knock
Did you call the police? I said no…what…?
a neighbor called and said I was feeding iguanas
I said hell yes I was feeding iguanas. I feed the iguanas every day and I clean up the their poop every day so tell the neighbors to mind their own damn business and he started laughing. He goes OK sorry to bother you.
he’s going to let me know who called so now I’m going out there and feed them more
I continued… again, I feed them every day and in the evening and then I also go out there every day and evening and clean off the dock because they poop sometimes dog size turds—ON MY DOCK
I finished by saying, so you can shoot them, but you can’t feed them right? he laughed. He said I know it’s ridiculous— have a nice day.
now I get to find out who the nosey Gladys Kravitz neighbor is
