OH MY …..
the police just showed up at my door, which doesn’t always make me feel great when I hear the knock, knock knock
Did you call the police? I said no…what…?
a neighbor called and said I was feeding iguanas
I said hell yes I was feeding iguanas. I feed the iguanas every day and I clean up the their poop every day so tell the neighbors to mind their own damn business and he started laughing. He goes OK sorry to bother you.
he’s going to let me know who called so now I’m going out there and feed them more
I continued… again, I feed them every day and in the evening and then I also go out there every day and evening and clean off the dock because they poop sometimes dog size turds—ON MY DOCK
I finished by saying, so you can shoot them, but you can’t feed them right? he laughed. He said I know it’s ridiculous— have a nice day.
now I get to find out who the nosey Gladys Kravitz neighbor is
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Ive lost enough weight now that I comfortably fit in the uniform I wore 20 years ago! I didn’t take the time to dig up my medal rack. I was just thrilled to death I fit in it again. 🇺🇸🥰🇺🇸🥰
I’m not a man who has an OPINION about what the generational differences are in today’s society but I play one in my spare time.
This is an accurate description of kids growing up in the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s.
Problem is that most Democrat Parents who raised kids after those decades are just as F**KING CRAZY as their kids are.
