I'm watching one of the babies tear into a mouse while mom and baby#2 are hanging in the redwood. And, then, this little guy goes slithering through the pond.
Yes, I turned off the news
Congratulations to @SGKusmertz and @heavyO. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg!
@SGKusmertz Which book or movie character would you want to be in your real life?
@heavyO Other than 1-800-Kars-4-kids, name another song you pray you never have to hear again?
A blonde is driving down the highway when she looks out the window to see another blonde in a rowboat, in the middle of a field, rowing as hard as she can.
She pulls over, gets out of her car, runs to the edge of the field and yells as loud as she can...
'It's bitches like you that give blondes a bad name and if I could swim, I'd come out there and beat your ass!'
Mornin