A blonde is driving down the highway when she looks out the window to see another blonde in a rowboat, in the middle of a field, rowing as hard as she can.
She pulls over, gets out of her car, runs to the edge of the field and yells as loud as she can...
'It's bitches like you that give blondes a bad name and if I could swim, I'd come out there and beat your ass!'
Mornin
I'm watching one of the babies tear into a mouse while mom and baby#2 are hanging in the redwood. And, then, this little guy goes slithering through the pond.
Yes, I turned off the news
Congratulations to @SGKusmertz and @heavyO. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg!
@SGKusmertz Which book or movie character would you want to be in your real life?
@heavyO Other than 1-800-Kars-4-kids, name another song you pray you never have to hear again?
With a conservative Supreme Court you're more likely to get laws based on actual law instead of someone who doesn't know what a woman is.
Not surprisingly democrats hold what could be called an antimatter opinion of this.
I'm always making physics analogies. You could also say mirror image of logic. With some smoke. Antimatter is more volatile.
