Congratulations to @SGKusmertz and @heavyO. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg!
@SGKusmertz Which book or movie character would you want to be in your real life?
@heavyO Other than 1-800-Kars-4-kids, name another song you pray you never have to hear again?
When a illegal alien goes to a gun store and tries to buy a gun....
Wouldnt that be a good time to call the Feds.
WTF is going on with people.
Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.”
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.”
“That’s no good,” sighs Arthur, “your brother is 85. He can’t help.”
“He may be 85,” says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law and says, “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” Answers the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight.”
“Where did it go?” Arthur asks.
“I don’t remember.”
Mornin late
Well it had to happen....
Bein a amateur gold panner and prospector for gems and minerals I enjoy watchin some of the gold shows .
Freddy and Juan Mine Rescue is a fav .
It finally went woke in its way.
They had a lesbian couple on that had no idea what they were doin.
So Juan and Freddy were called in
My problem with that is the butch of the two kept sayin "Who said women couldnt be miners"" Woman can mine as well as men"
Lady no one ever said that ...
Women have been pannin and prospectin fore ever ...
Ask any man that pans and prospects.
Women make the best panners....
Their nervous nature and attention to detail make them par excellence when it comes to pannin and recovering gold.
In some cultures goin back centuries woman were the ones who did the gold harvesting .
So butch , get the chip off your shoulder , it will go a long way with fellow miners.