Arthur is 75 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.”
His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.”
“That’s no good,” sighs Arthur, “your brother is 85. He can’t help.”
“He may be 85,” says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”
So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway. He turns to the brother-in-law and says, “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” Answers the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight.”
“Where did it go?” Arthur asks.
“I don’t remember.”
Mornin late
Congratulations to @SGKusmertz and @heavyO. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg!
@SGKusmertz Which book or movie character would you want to be in your real life?
@heavyO Other than 1-800-Kars-4-kids, name another song you pray you never have to hear again?
Barbecuing lamb chops tonight with a pomegranate reduction sauce. Any tips for grilling lamb chops?
It looks pretty simple. Salt and pepper. They cook pretty fast. I am currently reducing 4 cups of pomegranate juice with 2T of brown sugar and a pinch of salt. I will serve the chops with mashed potatoes and roasted carrots..
Let’s hope they will come out looking like the picture!
Here is the segment on The Five from Friday, June 6th, where the panelists unpack the Justice Department announcing charges against Salvadoran national Kilmar Abrego Garcia
