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@frenchi: What uncomfortable place you ended up waking up to the next day after a late night out ?
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A college professor reminds her class of the next day’s final exam saying, “I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever"
A guy sitting at the back asks, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, and says...
“Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”
Mornin
Mornins youse guys...☕💫 Got some shit hittin the fans around heres....sose youse have a great day and hopes I'll catch youse later....& It aint nothin bad neithers so no worries... 💫♥️💈🤣
To get you through the rest of the week, here is Trump commenting on the 2020 election...which will make the Liberals heads explode.
Pull quotes
Trump-"We got the Olympics and then we got, through Johnny... we got the World Cup. We got them both. And I said, man, I won't be president! I got the Olympics and the World Cup [2026], and I won't be president, and they're gonna forget that I got them, nobody's gonna mention it, because you know, that's the way life is.
*"And then they rigged the election. And then I said, 'You know what I'll do? I'll run again, and I'll shove it up their as.' And that's what I did. And all of a sudden, I then realized, I said, you know what? I got the Olympics. I got the World Cup, and I got the 250th. Look at the way this works out.
Trump-
