A college professor reminds her class of the next day’s final exam saying, “I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever"
A guy sitting at the back asks, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, and says...
“Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”
Mornin
Congratulations to @Frenchi. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg.
@frenchi: What uncomfortable place you ended up waking up to the next day after a late night out ?
I'm 74, and I have arthritis and asthma. I asked my doctor how to get handicap hangers for my car. She signed the paperwork, I mailed it in, and today they came in the mail. These are permanent and don't need to be renewed. I didn't know permanent hangers existed. It's a good day... rainy but good. 😀😀😀
