You all know Greg likes sloths and I’ve always loved them too. When we were in the Bahamas years back, a man was showing a group of us a sloth. He cautioned us not to touch, just look. When I walked a little closer to look at the adorable thing, the sloth reached out and took hold of my arm and looked at me with that sweet little face. I said I’m not touching him! He’s touching me! So Joe saw this online and got it for me to celebrate my love of sloths. His name is Sidney VonSlickersloth. 😂
Congratulations to @jennybadger2 and @nancyCBr. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Kat and the Panelists.
@jennybadger2 What is your favorite memory from your childhood?
@nancyCBr What first world problem bothers you the most?
The only cow in a small town in Poland stopped giving milk...
The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for 1,000 rubles. Being frugal, they bought the cow from Minsk. The cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all the time, and the people were amazed and very happy. They decided to acquire a bull to mate with the cow and produce more cows like it. Then they would never have to worry about the milk supply again. They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close to the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and decided to ask their wise rabbi, what to do.
They told the rabbi what was happening. “Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from...
Quote from former UPenn swimmer who had to live through the Lia Thomas Bullshit
"...but more than anything, I am grateful for this administration for taking this so seriously. I have quite literally gotten exactly what I voted for."
