Our beloved @johnconner2046 is working on re-programming Telsa at dealerships to self-defend. He has been rewatching Robocop and episodes of Rick and Morty for ideas. They will be programmed to be on alert for any blue haired fascists whose pronouns are they/them. In his honor, a joke and some memes.
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat came up and flashed them. One old lady immediately had a stroke.
The other couldn't quite reach.