@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
Congratulations to @MrsS and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
MrsS: Name a guilty pleasure of yours.
Wilbner: What motivated you to get into your chosen profession?
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Two of three of your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. This is a first!
Whats the most regrettable purchase do you ever remember making ?
What movie scene in what movie shocked you the most?
After a few weeks of construction chaos, I finally actually got to cook in my kitchen. Almost 100% back in business. Our first cooked meal is just a simple, homemade garlic red sauce accompanied with the salad and garlic bread. It’s going to be Tums night.
What’s your Monday meal?
Honestly, life is ten times more frustrating having to deal with the government. Back in April, I received a jury duty notice. Due to medical issues, I can't sit for long periods of time and requested an exemption. My doctor then sent a note to the Court Clerk's office as requested.
About 2 weeks later, they mailed me a letter stating that my doctor's letter was never received. So I sent them a second copy. When I hadn't heard anything for another week, I called the Court Clerk's office. They confirmed that the letter had been received and my jury duty was excused.
So today, I get a mailed notice assigning me to a jury panel beginning THIS Friday. Guess I get to make ANOTHER follow-up call to the Court Clerk's office. 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️😖😤🤪
I am on Hospice now but don’t be sorry, death is a part of life and I have lived a long and wonderful life.
The show may be over but the titles are still running and only God knows when they will end.💖
Cry
Cry for the living not for the dead
Cry for the couple about to be wed
Cry for the children left to suffer in pain
Cry for the heros that no one can name
Cry for the tears that no one will dry
Cry for the truth destroyed by the lie
Cry for the lost that will never see
Cry for the innocence lost in you and me.💖
