@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
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Happy Mother's Day to moms who can find literally anything in the house... except five minutes of peace and quiet.
Today we celebrate the hugs, the advice, the casseroles, the “text me when you get home,” . Yes, I still tell them to text me when they get home even though I track them. Yea. I track them. You never stop worrying.
Please share your favorite Mother’s Day memory, funny mom story, or a photo of someone special you’re remembering today. We’d love to celebrate with you all.
Rented a little spot in La Jolla for the weekend. Weather is amazing
