@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
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@kenyC. Who was your biggest tv/movie crush? Did you ever meet them?
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Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
Gutfeld, Shillue & Joe Machi
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Gutfeld, Shillue & Joe Machi
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Hey Guys, I wanted to share something with you about one of our own, @LloydCash , who hasn't been around much lately. I just got off the phone with him and have his permission to share the following:
Tomorrow, Lloyd starts a 2 month stint in rehab for alcoholism. He's recognized that he has a life-threatening problem, and he is now dealing with it the best way he can.
He sounds good and knows it's going to be an adjustment. Cell phones get locked up and can only be used for emergencies with family. All outgoing calls are made on the facility's lines.
It's a great facility with horses and places to fish, and Lloyd is ready to make the 2+ hours trip in order to get his health back on track.
Here's his facility: https://discoverypointretreat.com/locations/ennis-rehab-center/
And here's where you can write to LLoyd. He'd love to hear from anyone who's so inclined and knows it would really lift his spirits:
Discovery Point Retreat
LLoyd Cash
306 Log Cabin Rd.
Ennis, Tx. 75119
We're all ...
Live from the waiting room… Greg has thoughts
Update #3. No need to return tomorrow
Update #2 the vending machine in the juror lounge has Funyons. This is why America is great.
Just been called
Currently in a big room for jury duty. I feel compelled to nominate myself as jury foreman immediately. Then later tell them I’m guilty of the crime they’ve accused the defendant of. I learned this from Clint Eastwood.
I just watched a long video about being an unbiased juror. I thought it sucked.
Why are you here.
I think I’ll be dismissed the moment I tell them I know Jesse Watters.
Jury update: no paper towels in the bathroom. Hand cleanser empty at all spots. None of the clocks are set at the right time. My yelp review is going to be scathIng.
A friend just told me racism gets you excused from jury duty. I already checked off “white” on my nationality so I’ll let them do the work.
No air conditioning in this place. Jesse got better treatment...
