@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
Congratulations to @KentC. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@kenyC. Who was your biggest tv/movie crush? Did you ever meet them?
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Fonday(rhymes with Monday) morning you sure look fine
Friday I got travelin' on my mind
First you love me and then you fade away
I can't go on believin' this way.
And by popular demand...2 of these have cats!
As a proud North Carolinian, a smug Tarheel, a vest button popping citizen of Old Catawba...I am ashamed that North Carolina does not have a building/booth at the National State Fair in DC this week!
WTF! And we have a virtually veto proof Republican legislature.
And to add more shame to my list, we are probably going to elect Roy Cooper, a mealy mouthed spineless weasel who will campaign as a moderate, common sense Democrat...and then vote for everything the Dems demand. Don't let him lie to you.
