@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
Congratulations to @KentC. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@kenyC. Who was your biggest tv/movie crush? Did you ever meet them?
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Legendary actor, comedian, and filmmaker Mel Brooks turns 100 years old today
Best known for timeless comedy classics like Young Frankenstein and Spaceballs, Brooks has entertained audiences for generations with his unforgettable humor and creativity.
Even at 99 years old, he recently filmed Spaceballs: The New One, proving his passion for making people laugh is as strong as ever.
Happy 100th birthday, Mel Brooks! Wishing you good health, happiness, and many more wonderful years ahead.
What’s your favorite Mel Brooks movie?
[Governor Lepetomane: [pointing to a member of his cabinet] I didn't get a "harrumph" out of that guy!
Hedley Lamarr: Give the Governor harrumph!
Politician: Harrumph!
Governor Lepetomane: You watch your ass.
Hedley Lamarr: Gentlemen, please rest your sphincters.
Governor Lepetomane: Well put.]
