@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
Meet my newest nightmare.
Has your significant other ever brought something home and you immediately realized you should’ve been consulted before the purchase?
Chris @GGsister2 gifted me the Giadzy sauce for my bday, so the meatballs basically made themselves. 😂 What’s something someone bought you that inspired a great meal—or a spectacular kitchen fail?
P.S. it's not my birthday. I just took a while to use my sister's birthday gift.
Greetings, all!
Long time no see, huh?! Well, for those that were in the know, I went to a rehab facility for 36 days beginning July 9th. It was overall a very great experience. I have now been alcohol-free for 37 days, and I feel incredible. I would like to thank those of you that wrote me some very kind and heartwarming letters. Every time I got a piece of mail from any of you (you know who you are) it felt like getting a million bucks. I can't thank you all for your thoughts as I was out of touch with the world for over a month. I'm currently on the hunt for a place to go for PHP (Partial Hospital Program) and IOP (Intensive Outpatient Program) to further my recovery. At those place, I will have access to all of my electronics, and will be able to be on here again just like before. Again, I can't thank you all enough for the love and support that I've been shown by this community. It means the world to me, and I love each and every one of you! 💓
Is it fair to say Hasan's 15 min are up yet? https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=56cac4404d2012ecaac7cc68164068eb7704633b03bb337fea5926decebc8c24JmltdHM9MTc4NjY2NTYwMA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=4&fclid=376a5c02-5473-6cd9-0dfa-4b0355836d06&psq=democrats+distance+themselves+from+Hassn+Piker&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly9ueXBvc3QuY29tLzIwMjYvMDgvMTQvbWVkaWEvaGFzYW4tcGlrZXItZGVtYW5kcy1kZW1vY3JhdHMtZGVmZW5kLWhpbS1mcm9tLWF0dGFja3MtY2xhaW1zLWhlcy1uby10b3hpYy1yYWRpY2FsLWZvcmNlLw