@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
Congratulations to @junemarie53 and @bek1 . Your questions were chosen for tonight's Ask Tom Shillue and the Panelists.
@Junemarie53 How much money did your parents give you for good report cards when you were a kid?
@bek1 What was your first big break?
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Nobody should vote for any Democrat until they denounce the Democratic Socialists and deny them the right to run on the Democratic Ticket.
Period.
‘Caitlin Clark Records Triple Double With 10 Fractures, 11 Concussions, 13 Teeth Knocked Out’ - BB🐝
They can’t beat her with skill, so the referee enabled thugs beat her the assault and battery way.
16 bonus years. Today marks my 16th year anniversary of surviving what the doctors said should have been a fatal heart attack, through the grace of God, I am still here. 3 major miracles happened that day.
#1 - I was on Loop 820, eastbound at Holiday lane. For those that do not travel this part of the loop, it is always bumper to bumper. I was in the far left lane and at the last possible second, I decided to exit across four lanes of traffic and drive myself to the hospital, there was not a single car behind me. I did not have the "Hollywood" heart attack, no chest pain, no jaw pain, no sickness, just felt that something was wrong.
2,when I walked in the hospital, the nurse could tell I was in serious trouble, she asked for my name and social number, then I hit the floor. They got some oxygen in me and asked for Kim's contact info, they then told me I was having a life threatening heart attack and they were going to try and save my life, I asked them to try hard!. Then they put the mask...
