@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
Congratulations to @steve-allen and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen What pet did you always want but never got ?
@Wilbner What food have you "overdosed" on many years ago, and refuse to eat now?
Hey everyone, summer is peaking now and had to get away for some RnR and attended the Baseball Circus--aka Cosmic Takeover Tour in Reno NV...not my cup of tea but the families with kids enjoyed it...chaos on top of chaos
Look who's coming to Clarksville, TN and Las Vegas next month joining Gutfeld, Tom Shillue & Joe Machi! Don't miss out!
https://ggutfeld.com/live/gutfeld-live-clarksville-tn/
https://ggutfeld.com/live/gutfeld-live-henderson-nv/
My calendar says it's Be An Angel Day, Tooth Fairy Day, Bao Day, Eat a Peach Day, and Take Your Cat to the Vet Day. Do a good deed, eat a peach, order some bao for lunch, and haul the cat in for a checkup — just maybe don't tell the cat about the tooth fairy angle; it'll only raise questions. (Eat a Peach... that was a great album!)
Today In History:
1642: King Charles I raises his royal standard at Nottingham, formally opening the English Civil War.
1791: Enslaved people in the French colony of Saint-Domingue rise up in a massive uprising, launching the Haitian Revolution — the only successful slave revolt in history to establish an independent nation.
1849: Austria launches the first air raid in recorded history, sending unmanned, bomb-carrying balloons against Venice.
1851: The schooner yacht America wins a race around England's Isle of Wight, a victory that eventually gives its name to the America's Cup.
1864: Twelve nations adopt the First Geneva Convention, establishing the first ...
