@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Two of three of your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. This is a first!
Whats the most regrettable purchase do you ever remember making ?
What movie scene in what movie shocked you the most?
Congratulations to @NJFLA and @SGKusmertz. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@NJFLA What’s something that instantly tests your willpower?
@SGKusmertz Which of your character traits do you hope to pass on to your next generation?
Congratulations to @IMP85. Your Huli Huli recipe was chosen for tonight’s Sunday Suppers. After a fierce showdown between Imp amd @Arius-Trychus, the sugar won this round. I got the entries down to two and Mark chose the winner. Oh, and it was delicious. Sorry @Arius-Trychus, sweet always talks louder for Mark.
@Imp85, please keep an eye out for an email from a Gutter Team Member.
Thank you to everyone who shared recipes and helped keep my temporary “toaster oven, bbq, and crockpot era” alive. Here’s hoping to the kitchen face look flies by fast.
Congratulations to our randomly selected winners of the Frisco and Charlotte “Share Your Merch, Mischief & Memories” Contest!
🏆 Charlotte Winner: @dunnkruger
🏆 Frisco Winner: @heathersgwynn
A special shout-out to @KevinProudTexan for sharing his Texas adventures and memorable moments with the community.
Winners, please keep an eye on your inbox for an email from a Gutter Team Member.
Thank you to everyone who participated. We appreciate your loyal support and always enjoy seeing the fun, new friendships, and memories you make while celebrating all things Gutfeld!
And stay tuned… our America 250th Birthday Contest is coming soon, featuring one of our biggest prizes yet!
Today, we got notice from the city that they will be painting new road markings over the next week. The name of the company contracted for the work is ... Sir Lines-A-Lot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A+ for creative company name. 😁
