@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
Congratulations to @NJFLA and @SGKusmertz. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@NJFLA What’s something that instantly tests your willpower?
@SGKusmertz Which of your character traits do you hope to pass on to your next generation?
Congratulations to @IMP85. Your Huli Huli recipe was chosen for tonight’s Sunday Suppers. After a fierce showdown between Imp amd @Arius-Trychus, the sugar won this round. I got the entries down to two and Mark chose the winner. Oh, and it was delicious. Sorry @Arius-Trychus, sweet always talks louder for Mark.
@Imp85, please keep an eye out for an email from a Gutter Team Member.
Thank you to everyone who shared recipes and helped keep my temporary “toaster oven, bbq, and crockpot era” alive. Here’s hoping to the kitchen face look flies by fast.
Congratulations to @ACDC_Guy and @Ted_Prohowich. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the panelists.
@ACDC_Guy What was your first make out song and what grade were you in?
@Ted_Prohowich Tell us about a time someone gave you advice you didn't follow. Was the outcome good, bad, or ugly?
Thanks to all the Gutters that came out last weekend. Y'all were great! We look forward to seeing everyone in Vegas and then Clarksville for Greg's Birthday!
Tickets are still available - don't be shy!
www.ggutfeld.com/live for tickets!
Yesterday, I went in for surgery to remove some melanoma. The doctor said it looks like they got all of it with clear margins, so no further treatment needed this time. 😃
My first round with melanoma was at age 25, and it was a much larger tumor. So I'm relieved they caught this one early. But now I'm back to dermatologist checkups every 6 months, instead of annually.
Just a PSA .... a melanoma can look like a small dark brown to black mole with ragged edges on the surface, but this may hide a much larger tumor beneath the skin. It is the #1 diagnosed cancer in people from age 25-29. So check any skin moles that change or look irregular and make your kids aware too.
