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@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!

Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"

Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"

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Caterpillar Part 2 - not interested, please scroll along.

More on this, and then I'll move on. Why didn't I know this??? He could be anywhere by now! From Co-pilot:

Monarch caterpillars typically travel a few feet to about 30 feet from their milkweed plant to find a safe pupation site, though some may go as far as 70–85 feet.

Caterpillar Wandering Behavior
When a monarch caterpillar reaches its fifth and final instar, it stops feeding and begins a wandering phase to locate a secure site for pupation. This behavior is driven by survival instincts, as staying on the milkweed exposes the caterpillar to predators like wasps, spiders, and birds. By moving away, the caterpillar reduces the risk of being eaten during its vulnerable pupal stage and seeks a structurally stable location for its chrysalis.

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Short distances: Most caterpillars travel only a few feet up to about 10 feet to find a suitable perch

Moderate distances: In garden or natural settings, ...

We have one caterpillar casualty. The one that was staying at the top of his container must have climbed out one of the small holes. He was there this morning. They are on a card table with a red, white and blue tablecloth. I checked everywhere. I don't know how far he could go in 8 hours. It's kind of funny even though it's sad. I hope he turns up, or maybe in a couple of weeks there will be a random butterfly flying around the house! This never happened before!🐛🦋

Kristin visited Maxwell. here he is in his little gurney they wheeled out. And his little IV.
can't do more blood work till tomorrow.

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