@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
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I have a little book of the Constitution that I got at Cracker Barrel, and was looking at the 5th Amendment. The last line states "nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation." So the communist in NYC had better brush up on our rights. If he raises taxes and freezes rents to the point that landlords cannot afford their buildings, he CANNOT seize it for unpaid taxes without compensating the owner for what is owed on the building or the value of the building at fair market value. I'm no Constitutional scholar by any means, but these dsa communists had better read the laws of OUR land before they try to invade us. Just my opinion, so sick of this sh*t. Hope everyone has a wonderful day! It's sunny and warm and it's Thursday already!! JM
Got some great news from the surgeon today. No surgery needed on the hiatal hernia, no stomach or colon cancer. Some stomach inflammation that can be treated with pills. Do not need to have it checked again for 12-18 months, unless there are issues. Need to keep losing weight, eating well, walking. I've been feeling good, so counting my blessings and lucky stars. 🤩🙏