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@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!

Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"

Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"

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Loving the Monkees and my soulmates here.

Oh here’s some news I’d like to share

While I was gone I kicked a 38 year nicotine habit! It’s been 15 months and I don’t even think about it. At all.

See I hated the smell of cigarettes and the kind of smoker I was, was I’d take out a cigarette. take two hits and I put it out so it wasn’t hard at all. I mean, I’m surprised how easy it was for me being a smoker for that long.

I’ll tell you what though, it took one year to cough up all the crap out of my lungs

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