@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
Congratulations to @IMP85. Your Huli Huli recipe was chosen for tonight’s Sunday Suppers. After a fierce showdown between Imp amd @Arius-Trychus, the sugar won this round. I got the entries down to two and Mark chose the winner. Oh, and it was delicious. Sorry @Arius-Trychus, sweet always talks louder for Mark.
@Imp85, please keep an eye out for an email from a Gutter Team Member.
Thank you to everyone who shared recipes and helped keep my temporary “toaster oven, bbq, and crockpot era” alive. Here’s hoping to the kitchen face look flies by fast.
Congratulations to @ACDC_Guy and @Ted_Prohowich. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the panelists.
@ACDC_Guy What was your first make out song and what grade were you in?
@Ted_Prohowich Tell us about a time someone gave you advice you didn't follow. Was the outcome good, bad, or ugly?
Thanks to everyone who's come out this year! We're looking forward to seeing the rest of y'all in the coming months! Learn more about when and where to See Gutfeld, Perino, Shillue, Joe Machi, Michael Loftus and Jeff Dye! Tickets are still available including Meet & Greet Book signing tickets with Dana Perino in Frisco Texas. The Meet & Greet in Charlotte is sold out.
UPCOMING SHOWS!
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Michael Loftus and Dana Perino!
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Michael Loftus and Dana Perino!
Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Joe Machi
Sun, Sept 20, Clarksville, TN, F&M Bank Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Joe Machi
Sat, Oct 17, Peoria, IL, Peoria Civic Center
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Jeff Dye
Sun, Oct 18, St. Charles, MO, Family Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Jeff Dye
Go to www.GGUTFELD.com/live for tickets!
Okay, I am finally feeling seasick 😵💫 🤢(which is rare)
It has been constantly and continuously rocking and rolling since last night. Made some ginger tea. Hope that helps.
Skipping dinner or any food tonight. No pictures 😄
2 pics
Paging @pjparty…. when is the storm going to end? 🤞🏼
Missing my Milo 🐶
@Arius-Trychus , and Gutter Peeps
Gonna watch some of my favorite war movies this weekend, but gotta record a couple on TCM
because they come on too early for a night owl like me. Here are a few of my favorites…
The Dirty Dozen, Kelly’s Heroes and Where Eagles Dare…what are your favorites?
@oldfogey50 As promised, here is my snack table with actual snacks. It's only a handful of us, so just the basics. We are having Portillo's beef sandwiches, and I found these great paper boats for people to make their sandwiches. Enjoy the rest of your day, Gutter Friends! So grateful to be part of this wonderful community! 🥰
