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@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!

Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"

Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"

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@kenyC. Who was your biggest tv/movie crush? Did you ever meet them?

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MrsS: Name a guilty pleasure of yours.

Wilbner: What motivated you to get into your chosen profession?

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July Birthday Wishes….

7/2 @mgarza6
7/10 @pehissom
7/12 @Fountainhead66
7/14 @Ruddy311
7/20 @heavyO
7/24 @MarkLawson
7/26 @Kinnick
7/27 @brador1
7/29 @chitchatjf
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THEIR CIRCUS SUCKS
Big tent
Bigger stench
Awful wenches
Clenching fists

Weak minds
Free rent
Hell bent
Tailspin descent

Billions lent
Trillions spent
Where it went
Has made no dent

Ladies and gents
Crazy never repents
Freedom deserves saving
We need Clark Kent
7-7-2026, 9:30am ML

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