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@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!

Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"

Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"

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Hey Gutter Miracles good afternoon. 2 things popped up. 1st Harold brought up that Joe Kent resigned from the DJT administration, to defend the Regressives position on the Iranian war. I didn't know who he was. They just announced on Larua that he's under investigation for leaking classified top security documents and showed hi picture! The guy has 3 inch sideburns! Simple Truth Anything over an inch means don't trust me!
2nd thing the leader of NATO said the European leaders are discussing how to protect the straits of Hurmos! Excuse me they have known that the straits have been vital to there security for frickin years! Your military leaders should have already created defensive plans to keep it open for years. Russia and China have gotta be has excited as hell to realize how frickin weak Europe is right now, they have been banking on the USA defending them so much that they don't even remember what it takes to protect there security to the point that they are as vulnerable as they were...

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So, where DOES one go when one runs out of Iranian Leaders to kill?
You can't just go to the Iranian Leader Store....so...Amazon?

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