@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
Congratulations to @KentC. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@kenyC. Who was your biggest tv/movie crush? Did you ever meet them?
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With the Supreme Court ruling against mail-in ballots having to be received by election day, we need the SAVE Act passed more than ever.
It is the only way to supercede flawed state election laws and return integrity to the voting process. If not passed, every blue state will continue to manipulate elections.
Dear young people, Greg is right. Most of us are aren't successful in our young years.
I cleaned office buildings and houses. I made 7/11 sandwiches in a factory in St. Pete.
I bartended and waitressed.
Then I joined the Coast Guard delayed entry program at 25 and drove cars to auctions until I left for boot camp.
I didn't buy my first home until I was 39. I'm still in it.
You know what else I didn't do? I didn't hate my Country or root for communism.
