@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
Congratulations to @bek1 Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@bek1 What is your "go-to" music for a romantic encounter?
Congratulations to @steve-allen. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Steve-allen. What movie would you have been a great actor in ?
Congratulations to @APalm and @derrickhhurd. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists. Well, that was fun. We got a chorus.
@apalm As a kid, what luxury item did you dream about buying some day?
@derrickhhurd What is the last thing you would be willing to give up if you had to?
Happy birthday to Mike Stoller, who with Jerry Leiber became one of the most influential songwriter teams in Rock & Roll in the 50’s & 60’s. In all, Leiber and Stoller wrote or co-wrote more than 70 chart hits.
Elvis Presley
Hound Dog
Ben E. King
Stand By Me
The Drifters
On Broadway
SR031326.2
“Kissing your elbow”
Will change your sex.
@The_CINC ‘s paternal grandmother ‘Nana’, told us she used to try to kiss her elbow when she was a child.
She wanted to be a boy so that she could join the Navy.
You notice I didn’t use ‘gender’.
Because words have a gender that changes depending on which sex you are talking about.
Gender can change, sex doesn’t.
