@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
Congratulations to @KentC. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@kenyC. Who was your biggest tv/movie crush? Did you ever meet them?
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A Funday quote for you
Do not let Funday be taken from you. If your soul has no Funday, it becomes an orphan.
Albert Schweitzer
To add to commemorating Mel Brooks for his 100th birthday, here's a fun song from The Great Luke Ski and "It's Good to be the King"
Martha MacCallum
Sunday June 28, 2026
Happy 102 to my friend Bud Gahs! There is a village in France that Bud liberated from the Nazis. They honor him still. Bud also was one among the first to enter and liberate Dachau concentration camp. He still can’t discuss it without tears. I’m so grateful and honored to know you, Bud. What a life! i thank you for your service, kindness and generosity to so many. You are loved! Bud is a man of Valor. ⭐️ 🇺🇸
