@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
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@kenyC. Who was your biggest tv/movie crush? Did you ever meet them?
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Live from the waiting room… Greg has thoughts
Update #2 the vending machine in the juror lounge has Funyons. This is why America is great.
Just been called
Currently in a big room for jury duty. I feel compelled to nominate myself as jury foreman immediately. Then later tell them I’m guilty of the crime they’ve accused the defendant of. I learned this from Clint Eastwood.
I just watched a long video about being an unbiased juror. I thought it sucked.
Why are you here.
I think I’ll be dismissed the moment I tell them I know Jesse Watters.
Jury update: no paper towels in the bathroom. Hand cleanser empty at all spots. None of the clocks are set at the right time. My yelp review is going to be scathIng.
A friend just told me racism gets you excused from jury duty. I already checked off “white” on my nationality so I’ll let them do the work.
No air conditioning in this place. Jesse got better treatment when he was detained in Turkey for ...
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Listed under Dumbest things John Q Public ever did…..
Yep, giving up our “secret” ballots was not a very smart move. As soon as we started tattooing our party affiliations on our foreheads, the heat was ON.
Families and friendships fractured. Freak shows joined the fray swinging their junk all the way. It shouldn’t have taken too long to realize that over the rainbow was a tornadic mess. Sadly and surely, our collective tolerance got rolled. We bought the funny farm, lock, stock and barrel. Insert Jihad……wallah,
Instant commies. En garde 🤺
7-9-2026 ML
