@johnconner2046 is basically the JD Vance of The Gutter. In his honor, a Little Johnny joke and some MORE JD Vance memes!
Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, he came home and not a word, and headed up to his bedroom to do his Math homework. He was up there four hours until it was all done. The same thing happened the next day, and so on. Several days later, his parents came up to his room and asked, "Johnny, what brought this on? Your working your tail off!"
Johnny replied, "When I got to my Math class on Monday, and saw that guy above the blackboard nailed to a plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around!"
See GUTFELD Live with Tom Shillue and our surprise guest comedians
Joe DeVito, Jamie Lissow, Michael Loftus, Joe Machi & Jeff Dye!
Sat, April 11, Duluth, GA, -Gas South Arena
Sun, April 12, Huntsville, AL, Propst Arena
Sat, May 2, Nampa, ID, Ford Idaho Center
Sun. May 3, Independence, MO, Cable Dahmer Arena
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
Sun, Sept 20, Clarksville, TN, F&M Bank Arena
Sat, Oct 17, Peoria, IL, Peoria Civic Center
Sun, Oct 18, St. Charles, MO, Family Arena
Go to www.GGUTFELD.com/live for tickets!
I will post pictures of the final product soon, after I wiped the grease off my phone.
Congratulations to @hillcatgut. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@hillcatgut Name an actor or politician that you met - was your impression of them different than their public persona.
On a more positive note, one of my friends lost her dog last month to a horrific attack by 3 big dogs that barged through her yard's gate while she was in her own yard with her little dog. She has been traumatized since and I have been very worried about how she was going to get over this. However, today she adopted a new little dog, he's 7 years old and blind in one eye. His owner was elderly and had to go into a home. She stopped by a few minutes ago on her way home from the adoption and I met him. He is cute and needs a little fattening up, it seems to be a good match already. You cannot believe how full my heart is right now that she is so happy. I pray it all goes well for her. 🙏
