Ok one more but not mine. This one was told to me and worth sharing.
Two Alligators were sunning in the swamp shallows. One was much larger than the other. The little one said I don’t get it. We are the same age. We grew up together. How are you so much bigger?? The larger gator thought for a minute and asked —well, what are you eating? And the little one replied same as you, lawyers and politicians from the Courthouse over there. So the larger gator says how do you catch ‘em? And his little companion replied —I crawl up to the parking lot and get underneath a Lexus and I wait. When they come to unlock the car door I grab their leg and shake the crap out of them. Aha said big gator. That’s the answer. You are not getting enough nutrition because once you shake the crap out of lawyers and politicians, all that’s left is a butthole and a briefcase! 💼
Congratulations to @jennybadger2 and @nancyCBr. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Kat and the Panelists.
@jennybadger2 What is your favorite memory from your childhood?
@nancyCBr What first world problem bothers you the most?
GRATITUDE CIRCLE 🌎
I am grateful for another day in America.
I am grateful for the latest good news about the Big Beautiful Bill.
I am grateful for my family looking after me.
Namaste as you journey through your day 🌞it's National Wildland Firefighter Day
What a relaxing couple days camping at Colonel Denning State Park in Pennsylvania. No cell service. No communication with the outside world. Now back to the regular BS in the news and the rat race. 😁
A FOREST by The Cure
