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And its good to be back!!
I missed all of you (even you Jesse, but not you Kilmeade)
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hey all!
what a week.
between the colonoscopy and the fallon show, i had both ends of my body put to the test. Jimmy was super gracious, and we reminisced about our crazy days in NYC from a decade or so past -- we hit the same dives and knew much of the same people. he was really really grateful that i had defended him in the past against the intolerant industry that had made his life hell. it was amazing how large the staff is. when i entered their "floor", it literally had as many employees that fox has for all their shows. and it's just like you imagine - every kind of tv stereotype - hair and make up people, band members, security, go-betweens and assistants and then people up against the hallway walls staring at me; the security folks (all grizzled cop vets) nodded in approval.
after the appearance as i left, joe jonas waited for me, and said "that was really great." he seemed shy and very happy.
the green rooms are all separate and they are "themed." mine was a rustic cabin, and ...
Government
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo..
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany ..
Within seconds, he receives ...
