hey all!
what a week.
between the colonoscopy and the fallon show, i had both ends of my body put to the test. Jimmy was super gracious, and we reminisced about our crazy days in NYC from a decade or so past -- we hit the same dives and knew much of the same people. he was really really grateful that i had defended him in the past against the intolerant industry that had made his life hell. it was amazing how large the staff is. when i entered their "floor", it literally had as many employees that fox has for all their shows. and it's just like you imagine - every kind of tv stereotype - hair and make up people, band members, security, go-betweens and assistants and then people up against the hallway walls staring at me; the security folks (all grizzled cop vets) nodded in approval.
after the appearance as i left, joe jonas waited for me, and said "that was really great." he seemed shy and very happy.
the green rooms are all separate and they are "themed." mine was a rustic cabin, and had an actual fireplace that was working. the food was top of the line mini-bar stuff, which i took home with me. Jimmy deliberately packed a gift basket for me, and made it so it was over the top huge. a dozen shirts and sweatshirts, books, cups ,mugs etc. it had to be taken home in a crate.
the response from fans has been great.
but anyone disapppointed that i didn't "go at" fallon, missed the point. it was about two guys having a good time -- the goal was to recreate classic interviews from the Carson era. if you wanted politics, it wasn't gunna happen - by choice (mine).
i didn't expect the audience being so "jonas" friendly - but that usually happens with bands like that -- their fans get there first, and fill it up. but they warmed up to this old loud guy rather quickly.
i loved how fallon vaguely remember the drinking story, then absolutely remembered it.
if you're diehard redeye fans you might remember our "bar correspondent," tracey westmoreland. That was the Tracey i referred to in the speakeasy tale. he was a giant intimidating fixture of the NYC nightlife scene. Jimmy has some great stories about him too.
all in all, it was a pretty awesome experience. and it upset all the right people -- meaning losers who cannot accept when other people are having fun.
i hope this moves the needle at little, so you see less divide and more engagement on such shows -- but if not, i don't mind either. it was worth it for the fun of that moment.
gg
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Congratulations to @Pam_Antosiak. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
What’s the worst impulse purchase you ever made?
Teacher: "There are 4 birds in a tree. 3 of them decide to fly away. How many birds remain in the tree?"
From the class: "1!!!"
One student then says: "All four remain."
Teacher: "And just how do you figure that?"
The lone student: "You said 3 birds DECIDED to leave. That doesn't mean they actually DID."
And that is the best response. To Decide to do something doesn't mean it actually gets done. 😏
Class dismissed.