hey all!
what a week.
between the colonoscopy and the fallon show, i had both ends of my body put to the test. Jimmy was super gracious, and we reminisced about our crazy days in NYC from a decade or so past -- we hit the same dives and knew much of the same people. he was really really grateful that i had defended him in the past against the intolerant industry that had made his life hell. it was amazing how large the staff is. when i entered their "floor", it literally had as many employees that fox has for all their shows. and it's just like you imagine - every kind of tv stereotype - hair and make up people, band members, security, go-betweens and assistants and then people up against the hallway walls staring at me; the security folks (all grizzled cop vets) nodded in approval.
after the appearance as i left, joe jonas waited for me, and said "that was really great." he seemed shy and very happy.
the green rooms are all separate and they are "themed." mine was a rustic cabin, and had an actual fireplace that was working. the food was top of the line mini-bar stuff, which i took home with me. Jimmy deliberately packed a gift basket for me, and made it so it was over the top huge. a dozen shirts and sweatshirts, books, cups ,mugs etc. it had to be taken home in a crate.
the response from fans has been great.
but anyone disapppointed that i didn't "go at" fallon, missed the point. it was about two guys having a good time -- the goal was to recreate classic interviews from the Carson era. if you wanted politics, it wasn't gunna happen - by choice (mine).
i didn't expect the audience being so "jonas" friendly - but that usually happens with bands like that -- their fans get there first, and fill it up. but they warmed up to this old loud guy rather quickly.
i loved how fallon vaguely remember the drinking story, then absolutely remembered it.
if you're diehard redeye fans you might remember our "bar correspondent," tracey westmoreland. That was the Tracey i referred to in the speakeasy tale. he was a giant intimidating fixture of the NYC nightlife scene. Jimmy has some great stories about him too.
all in all, it was a pretty awesome experience. and it upset all the right people -- meaning losers who cannot accept when other people are having fun.
i hope this moves the needle at little, so you see less divide and more engagement on such shows -- but if not, i don't mind either. it was worth it for the fun of that moment.
gg
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Update #2 the vending machine in the juror lounge has Funyons. This is why America is great.
Just been called
Currently in a big room for jury duty. I feel compelled to nominate myself as jury foreman immediately. Then later tell them I’m guilty of the crime they’ve accused the defendant of. I learned this from Clint Eastwood.
I just watched a long video about being an unbiased juror. I thought it sucked.
Why are you here.
I think I’ll be dismissed the moment I tell them I know Jesse Watters.
Jury update: no paper towels in the bathroom. Hand cleanser empty at all spots. None of the clocks are set at the right time. My yelp review is going to be scathIng.
A friend just told me racism gets you excused from jury duty. I already checked off “white” on my nationality so I’ll let them do the work.
No air conditioning in this place. Jesse got better treatment when he was detained in Turkey for ...