An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive sports car.
Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man.
"Look what you did to my car" he yells.
"You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!"
"Oh my" says the old man, "I don't have that kind of money.
Let me call my son, he trains dolphins and he will know what to do."
"Dolphins" the other driver huffs, while rolling his eyes.
The old man pulls out his phone, dials his son and just as his son answered, the irate man snatches the phone away from the old man.
"So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh? Well, Your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need 10 grand right now or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp."
"I'll be there in 10 minutes," says the voice calmly on the other end.
Exactly 10 minutes later a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road.
When he finished, he walked over to his father and said….
"For the last time dad, I train Seals, Navy Seals.....
NOT dolphins!"
Mornin
Congratulations to @SoCalMike, @alabama_my_home, and @LeoLeeC. Your questions were chosen tonight for ask Tyrus.
@SoCalMike IF you could have any else’s voice, whose voice would you have?
@alabama_my_home Who did you have a crush on or idolize as a teen?
@LeoLeeC What type of artists 🧑🎨 do you admire the most: musicians, actors, comedians, dancers, producers, directors, writers, painters, others?
Thank you @ajwimsatt for supplying the video!
Congratulations to @DebWright, @DunnKruger, and @KenLeeK. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Gutfeld!:
@DebWright What do you do to celebrate the New Year?
@DunnKruger What was your favorite gift or experience this Christmas? (gift given or received)
@KenLeeK What is your all time favorite sitcom? @KenLeeK video is in part 2 post.
Many of you have been asking for pictures of Mira and this will be the closest you’re going to get. She does look a lot like newborn Greg so just imagine a female version of this.
i'm on the five and gutfeld! today!
And its good to be back!!
I missed all of you (even you Jesse, but not you Kilmeade)
