Someone slow the clock down! I just realized that in 9 days we celebrate the ten year gotcha day for Sparkle Glitter and Munchkin Blitzen (hence their Christmas-ish names) Sparkle is the grey tabby. I was only going to adopt one but they were bonded at the shelter. Not even litter mates but stuck like glue to each other then and now. Ah what’s a sappy squishy hearted woman to do lol. Now I have 5 kitties and 3 dogs and I am not allowed to go to the shelter 🤪 just allowed to send donations 😻🐕🐾
Congrats to @SGKusmertz, @Missmommapanda, @Fuezie, your questions were chosen for tonight’s
Gutfeld .
@SGKusmertz Is there something you collect that is often a “go to” gift for you from family or friends? @Missmommapanda Which sitcom dad do you think Greg will be most like?
@Fuezie What Christmas song annoys you or makes you cringe?
Sorry @Fuezie you were cut off. Locals video time limits. I’ll see if I can get part 2 up tomorrow. .
Congrats to @apalm and @ACDC_Guy! Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Gutfeld.
@APalm If you could safely commune with any exotic animal, what animal would you choose?
@ACDC_Guy Who would you want to have a cold beer/cocktail with at a local dive bar?
@ACDC_Guy video will be in a separate post due to local’s time constraints.
i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but ...
Became an uncle (Congrats again Elena and Greg!), was a nation-wide Person of Interest for a few days, and went to Sin City to see the Eagles at the Sphere (A great venue! -- a must do)---Just wishing people Merry Christmas feels good again. Enjoy the day!
