i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
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I will post pictures of the final product soon, after I wiped the grease off my phone.
@derrickhhurd what is the formula of your success? How has it changed over the years?
Holy Shite!!! Oops, let me rephrase that, Morning Gutter Gang.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've been away from this fine establishment we call The Gutter since Saint Paddy's Day. Life gets kinda hectic for this older fella at times. Claire's had some continuing difficulties of late but we're doing okay at present. But heck, we all have crap piling up in our lives to deal with--I just need to remember to not go AWOL from here again. And I have read some posts here from time to time so at the risk of leaving folks out, I did want to shout out my fan JM @jmarkers of Gutter After Dark. God willing we get that back on track this weekend.
And to my lil' sister from the Irish Mafia, Finnster @Pittcrew07 I'm back baby!!! The laughs'll return. I hope. And last but not least, Alice, Alice, Alice @Buffynoel --thanks for your concern my dear. (a 'hey there' to others that tagged me in posts)
And my gosh, I know we had a JC @johnconner2046 sighting here just the other day. Welcome back brother.
So, I'm checked ...
