i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
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TODAY IS MY 2 yr ANNIVERSARY of MY ADOPTION into This AMAZING GUTTER FAMILY 🤗 I found you thanks to my late but fav Uncle Joe. Up to that point...I never even used to text much less " post" anything. I was given a warm welcome by Mr. Conner ( as I call him) He said welcome, gave me a few lessons, & sarcastically busted chops😂 Since then....many of you have kept this Finnster in line...🤐 Ive been replied to " So whats your point? 🤨" 🥺only answer was 😫 "I don't know, I havent slept in 36 hrs" 🤣 I was forgiven. I also was a part of a notification 🤣 by MD.....dawn finn will kill you 🤣😂 Over 2 yrs I think Ive sprained ribs,burned nostrils,pissed my pants, & even cried a bit...I want to THANK ALL OF YOU!! for posting songs for me when I didnt know how🥺..All the well wishes & blessings during hard times 🙏💫. The snowball effect of laughter into the abyss of ridiculousness🤣🤦🤣 We've made it thru injuries, spousal spews, infamous b.i.l. torture, an ...
She also found a penny and some olive green sea glass and oyster shells to carry them home in. two green seahorses and two of another species she hasn't identified yet. it was a lucky day for her.
In honor of @johnconner2046 who is missed dearly on this board , a joke and some memes
So a Man's VERY Liberal Neighbors Adopt a Young Child.
One day, the man goes to their house with a warming gift, and says to the little girl-
"What would you like to do when you grow up?" The child responds that she would like to help the homeless. So the man says-
"Alright, how about this. You mow my lawn a and ill give you $12. You can give that to a homeless man."
The Child thinks for a second, and says to the man.
"Why can't you get the homeless man to mow your lawn and pay him the $12?"
To which the man smiles, and replies-
"Welcome to the Conservative side."
