i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
For those of you who are interested, the owls have returned to last year’s nest. The neighbors are so thrilled!! I’m being a tad sarcastic. I caught one flying to the window box Thursday evening and then to the tree in the video below. They moved all the fake flowers in the window box to make room for the growing family. No eggs yet. Just prep work.
As for my sarcasm, their daughter had to move out of her room last year due to all the owl noise. Her parents were thrilled to have a new roommate. And once the owls left the nest, they left a very disgusting, smelly mess.
Congratulations to @Fuezie and @KenLeeK. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg.
@Fuezie What’s your favorite sound that brings a smile to your face?
@KenLeeK What is the biggest fib you told as a kid?
Congratulations to @Benzie. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Gutfeld!
@Benzie If you could be on the cover of a magazine what magazine would you choose?
An Olympic (& American) History Bit:
THIS DAY IN HISTORY: On February 22, 1980, the U.S. Olympic hockey team defeated the heavily favored Soviet Union team 4-3 in the Winter Olympics in Lake Placid, N.Y., in a shocking upset remembered as the "Miracle on Ice."
@johnconner2046 is still helping DOGE and they love having a manly man there to help with non-computer related items. He's got his tool belt on and has been running maintanence on some of the offices they are working in.
Also he has been entertaining them with some "tool" humor jokes....
Some guy told me I was a tool
So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend
My wife sometimes calls me a sex machine
Well, her exact words were "fucking tool" but I knew what she meant.
Saw a guy in the power tool department at Home Depot who looked a lot like Elvis.
Returned A Sander.
And now some memes...First one is for Pam Bondi...release the Kraken
