i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
A huge thank you to all of our loyal Gutter supporters for joining us before the Gutfeld! show. It was so much fun getting together and we hope you enjoy the show as much as we enjoyed having you there. Thanks for being part of the gutter family. Sorry we missed you Mike, @heavyO.
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June,junemarie53, and husband Steve. Brenda, B_ellen, and husband Harry. Kevin, KevinProudTexan, and his friend Elton behind Kevin. Julie, Lasvegasgrandma. Mark is behind Julie. Chase, Heidi’s son, Heidi(Rugsie), and Chad, Heidi’s son. Josette, Markusabscent. Patsy, sagesooner, small head between Josette and Helen(G3june). Helen and her husband. Lisa, Patsy’s guest. Lastly, Michael, Powerdigm. And me, in front of Rugsie.
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@SageSooner
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Yom Kippur -
Yom Kippur begins at sunset on Sunday, September 20, and ends at nightfall on Monday, September 21
Known as the Day of Atonement, Yom Kippur is the holiest and most solemn day of the year in Judaism. It marks the culmination of the "Ten Days of Repentance" (also called the High Holy Days) that begin with Rosh Hashanah.
Core Meaning & Significance
The day is centered on repentance, forgiveness, and spiritual renewal. According to Jewish tradition, on Rosh Hashanah, God opens the books of judgment to review the deeds of the past year, and on Yom Kippur, the final judgment for the year is sealed. It serves as a profound opportunity for individuals to repair their relationships with both God and their fellow human beings by asking for forgiveness.
Key Traditions & Observances
• Total Fasting: For roughly 25 hours, healthy adults strictly abstain from all food and drink. This physical denial is meant to detach people from material needs and allow them to focus entirely on their spiritual ...
