i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
While in Pismo Beach, we decided to cook a couple of dinners at home. Because apparently, a vacation isn’t complete without turning the rental kitchen into a Rozario kitchen. 😂
First up: homemade green enchiladas with black beans. I roasted 14 Anaheim chilies, along with white onion and garlic, to make the green sauce from scratch. The black beans were puréed because some people in our family apparently believe beans should have the consistency of baby food. And God forbid they see the onions. Groc helped me with the black bean recipe, so at least I had a sous-chef!
The next night, we cooked four very large filet mignons. Mark was given one simple instruction from his brother: “Pink in the middle.” Apparently, that was not a detailed enough cooking directive. The result? Our half-vegetarian family member couldn’t eat theirs. The rest of us? We were delighted. Leftover steak for DAYS!
Saturday’s gourmet extravaganza featured steak, asparagus, and Costco mashed potatoes. ...
