i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
Congratulations to @SoCalMike. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@SoCalMike What sport do you wish you were really good at?
“Being ‘gallant’”
gallant
/găl′ənt/
adjective
1. Smartly or boldly stylish; dashing.
"a gallant feathered hat; cut a gallant figure at the coronation."
2. Unflinching in battle or action; valiant.
"put up a gallant resistance to the attackers."
3. Nobly or selflessly resolute.
"made a gallant attempt to save his friend's reputation."
This photo deserves some explanation.
Whenever I wear a capeau or hat, and I kiss my love. I remove it and hold it in front of us to hide our kiss.
My darling bride finds it to be gallant.
I strive to be gallant in all I do.
You can see the white brim of my Fedora behind us.
