i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
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Good morning, my much valued American cousins. I hope you are all well.
A beautiful mid-Spring day here in Great Yarmouth. The sun is up and it's already 20C, expected to rise to 24C by early afternoon. We have guests today, but with the weather forecast for tomorrow being much the same we'll probably spend a few hours at Gorleston cliffs and beach while we can.
I shall be disappearing quite suddenly as I was told by my consultant yesterday that I'm being fast-tracked for treatment. It might be as early as Monday, but certainly some time within the next fortnight.
When I had the whole body scan a couple of weeks ago the two cancers in my left lungs clearly showed... but so also did a cancer on my larynx, for which I was treated more than a decade ago.
This time around radiotherapy can't be used to destroy the cancer. I won't go into the whys and wherefores, but one reason is that with the echoes of the radiotherapy I had more than a decade ago remaining in my body, and the radiotherapy being ...
