i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
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I went to the doctor this morning, and I had a long talk with the lady I saw today - Christina, because Crystal, the nurse practitioner I normally see, was booked solid for the entire week. And I have a few confessions to make.
I've done well in my physical therapy, but I'm so loaded down with excess skin - including the cannonballs on my knees - that I've started walking like a gorilla and have had to go back to using a cane because all those lbs. of flesh are aggravating my arthritis. I remembered the last time I spoke with someone, and they said it was simply a cosmetic procedure.
Today, I showed Christina everything - the sagging around my boobs that's causing pain in my left side, my pterodactyl arms, the floppy belly that's stretched out all the way to the saddlebags on my hips, and the cannonballs on my knees. After looking everything over, she said, "Susanne, this isn't cosmetic anymore. This loose skin is starting to affect your mobility just as much as weighing over 300 lbs. did. ...
Jerry's Fruit Market in Niles, IL has medium eggs, 4 dozen for $1.00!! Now I usually buy Large or Extra Large...that's less than 9 cents an egg! So even if I double up...
I am getting a little tired of the pundits stating that a nuclear-armed Iran would control the Strait of Hormuz.
That is not their goal. They plan in ridding the world of Israel, and then the USA.
They have been very open about it. Plus, why would they need long-range missiles to control the strait???
Additionally, they can't be compared to North Korea since the radicals in Iran believe that if they get obliterated trying to meet their objectives, they will get their 72 virgins.
I've been in that part of the world several times, and they are a different breed of cat.
