i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
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Congratulations to @Fuezie and @NJFLA. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Fuezie What's the stangest thing you believed as a kid....?
@NJFLA Is there something you aren’t good at and wish you were?
I'm always intrigued when the topic of Detroit comes up as it did on the 5 tonight as I have lived in the burbs here forever. Most probably know this story but just a reminder. Detroit continued the growth of this country through automotive manufacturing which also created the need for the highways and helped save the world in WW2. It was destroyed by Coleman Young who drove much of the population out of Detroit destroying the tax base of a city whose huge square mileage and amount of houses could no longer support the infrastructure. Google C Young and 8 mile road quote. He did create the blue rape lights to identify phones for rape victims which were basically the only lights on the streets in the 80s.
In the past month of visiting in The Netherlands, I’ve tried not to accumulate too much extra stuff, but I decided to buy another small suitcase. I hope I can maneuver the baggage as I make my way to France next week via train. I’ve been parking my rental bike at the train station. I was able to carry the new bag on the back of the bike.
