i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
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May to date Dimshit War in Chicago:
134 shot and killed
446 shot and wounded
148 total homicides all methods
How many funerals has Pritzker and Johnson been to?
So the poor thug teens in the "teen takeover" in Tampa "need an outlet". Here are some suggestions:
1. Stay home and clean your room.
2. Read to seniors in the nursing home.
3. Pick up trash along the highway or in your neighborhood.
4. Read a book. A book a day.
5. Study. Improve your reading, math and spelling skills.
6. Run errands for seniors and disabled people in your neighborhood.
7. Volunteer to pack and send care packages to our military members.
The list goes on and on.
So tired of this BS.
