i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
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@KatTimpf
Kat, we love you. I can't imagine your pain.
I just know there are millions of us who love you, know you're incredibly strong and know your dad is so proud of you while watching from Heaven.
Your mom and dad are up there holding hands and laughing with each other and bragging about what wonderful daughters they raised.
My prayers for your family.
Sending sympathies to Kat Timpf and family in this sad time. My mother in law used to say ‘hug yourself’ if we were apart in a tough time. Hug yourself, Kat, and your husband, baby and family. 💔
