i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
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Aging like fine.....something.
Hey Gutter Miracles good afternoon. 2 things popped up. 1st Harold brought up that Joe Kent resigned from the DJT administration, to defend the Regressives position on the Iranian war. I didn't know who he was. They just announced on Larua that he's under investigation for leaking classified top security documents and showed hi picture! The guy has 3 inch sideburns! Simple Truth Anything over an inch means don't trust me!
2nd thing the leader of NATO said the European leaders are discussing how to protect the straits of Hurmos! Excuse me they have known that the straits have been vital to there security for frickin years! Your military leaders should have already created defensive plans to keep it open for years. Russia and China have gotta be has excited as hell to realize how frickin weak Europe is right now, they have been banking on the USA defending them so much that they don't even remember what it takes to protect there security to the point that they are as vulnerable as they were...
