i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
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Hey Guys, I wanted to share something with you about one of our own, @LloydCash , who hasn't been around much lately. I just got off the phone with him and have his permission to share the following:
Tomorrow, Lloyd starts a 2 month stint in rehab for alcoholism. He's recognized that he has a life-threatening problem, and he is now dealing with it the best way he can.
He sounds good and knows it's going to be an adjustment. Cell phones get locked up and can only be used for emergencies with family. All outgoing calls are made on the facility's lines.
It's a great facility with horses and places to fish, and Lloyd is ready to make the 2+ hours trip in order to get his health back on track.
Here's his facility: https://discoverypointretreat.com/locations/ennis-rehab-center/
And here's where you can write to LLoyd. He'd love to hear from anyone who's so inclined and knows it would really lift his spirits:
Discovery Point Retreat
LLoyd Cash
306 Log Cabin Rd.
Ennis, Tx. 75119
We're all ...
Live from the waiting room… Greg has thoughts
Update #3. No need to return tomorrow
Update #2 the vending machine in the juror lounge has Funyons. This is why America is great.
Just been called
Currently in a big room for jury duty. I feel compelled to nominate myself as jury foreman immediately. Then later tell them I’m guilty of the crime they’ve accused the defendant of. I learned this from Clint Eastwood.
I just watched a long video about being an unbiased juror. I thought it sucked.
Why are you here.
I think I’ll be dismissed the moment I tell them I know Jesse Watters.
Jury update: no paper towels in the bathroom. Hand cleanser empty at all spots. None of the clocks are set at the right time. My yelp review is going to be scathIng.
A friend just told me racism gets you excused from jury duty. I already checked off “white” on my nationality so I’ll let them do the work.
No air conditioning in this place. Jesse got better treatment...
