i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
Mark dragged down his Chewbacca from upstairs and wore his favorite mask for Halloween. No negativity surprisingly…. ! He did, however, pay a visit to the liberal house next door and repeatedly yelled, “You’re fired! You’re fired! You’re fired!” I think they actually enjoyed it.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Oh, if only he could...
His trolling couldn't get much more "epiccer" than it is now. And the left deserves it...(3)
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/hegseth-impeachment-articles-introduced-by-rep-massie/ar-AA2h5MJv?ocid=socialshare
Dang, I prefer coming in on a happier note, but I sat down to watch FNC and they interrupted Martha for the live court proceedings from Utah on the judge's scheduling nonsense. JUNE??!!! Jeez. It's on tape. He/It made a couple of confessions to the murder. They have forensic evidence tying him to the murder. There's surveillance and eye witnesses that spot him there at that time. They should just be warming up the electric chair for him so he doesn't have to wait too long to fry.
Now, contrast that to prior stories about the incoming Dems to Congress with their "Lawyer up" and "Sue baby sue" and "I'm all in on impeachment" ad nauseum.
The system bends over backwards for a murderer, but conservatives and this admin can be threatened? I call Bullshit
