i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
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The neighborhood officially is wise again. I'm looking forward to watching the family this summer.
My husband planted what I'm calling our "America 250" petunias today in the front of the house. Garden/landscaping still needs a lot of work, but it's a great start to our "urban garden". Note my new flags. I will post again in a month or two once they grow in.
Evening Gutter Gang. Nice to be back so to speak. I couldn't get into the Gutter last night till sometime this morning. And I I tried usual potential remedies. Anyhow, I see I'm back here like I should be. So I must say I missed posting for George Carlin's birthday yesterday. Oh well, here's goes anyway.
Classic material but ancient. Like when I was a kid. This is from A Saturday night variety show, Hollywood Palace, from the 60's. Carlin presenting "Wonderful WINO Radio"
