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hey all!

i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.

As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).

my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!

thanks for being here in the gutter with me!

gg

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Hello, hello...hope everyone is having a decent day going. Winding down here and just making that dinner decision, take-out or delivery? Cuz I ain't cookin. Decisions, decisions, decisions...
Since somebody else is doing my cooking tonight, I have time for a post or two. Hmm...Anybody else remember those early years of marriage or maybe just living together? Dang, this bit from Tom Papa covers that and a little bit more. Enjoy "Where You Going?"

Sometimes you just have to laugh. A while back I had my driveway expanded.
A lamp post had to be removed. The guys said they would tape the wires before burying them under the expansion. I guess they didn't.
While the rain let up, I noticed a small amount of smoke coming up through the gravel. It smelled electrical.
I called the non-emergency fire department number and of course when they arrived, it had stopped smoking.
So they checked out what they could, but there was really nothing to see.
I shut off the breaker. Sadly, that breaker also controls my bedroom.
Don't ask, it's the house that Jack built.
Honestly, it's just part for the course of my life.
Tomorrow I will call an electrician.
Comical, it's all comical.

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