i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
Congratulations to @Fuezie and @NJFLA. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Fuezie What's the stangest thing you believed as a kid....?
@NJFLA Is there something you aren’t good at and wish you were?
After four decades of hard work, Mark finally gets the promotion he deserves… to head of homemade pizza tasting.
So tell me, what was your milestone work anniversary gift?
From Terrence K Williams
Jimmy Kimmel was DEEPLY offended and demanded an apology after Aaron Rodgers joked that he might be on the Epstein list.
Kimmel said:
“It crossed the line… I never do that!”
But here’s what Aaron Rodgers actually said about Jimmy Kimmel and the Epstein list:
“There’s a lot of people, including Jimmy Kimmel, who are really hoping that doesn’t come out. If that list comes out, I will definitely be popping some sort of bottle.”
So let me get this straight…
Jimmy Kimmel can mock people for years, take personal shots, and hide behind “comedy”…
But the second the joke is about him, suddenly it “crossed the line”
