i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
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Just in case, nobody knows what Giadzy is…. It is Giada’s Italian food world. You know-the Italian chef with a beautiful humongous smile, perfect hair, and very low cut V-neck tops.
We've got an appointment at 3:30 to see Dr Brannon, who has been Bella's vet since she was a kitten, and we're all going up there to love on Bells and let her know how much she's loved as we say goodbye to her. I pray I see her again in heaven. I dread coming home from the vet and facing our other kitty, Bacchus, because he won't understand what happened to his "sister" - plus there's not one single place in the house where I won't be reminded of her. We are all in tears, even Ken. Please pray for all of us. 🙏
