Congrats to @SGKusmertz, @Missmommapanda, @Fuezie, your questions were chosen for tonight’s
Gutfeld .
@SGKusmertz Is there something you collect that is often a “go to” gift for you from family or friends? @Missmommapanda Which sitcom dad do you think Greg will be most like?
@Fuezie What Christmas song annoys you or makes you cringe?

Sorry @Fuezie you were cut off. Locals video time limits. I’ll see if I can get part 2 up tomorrow. .

Congrats to @apalm and @ACDC_Guy! Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Gutfeld.
@APalm If you could safely commune with any exotic animal, what animal would you choose?
@ACDC_Guy Who would you want to have a cold beer/cocktail with at a local dive bar?

@ACDC_Guy video will be in a separate post due to local’s time constraints.

@ACDC_Guy Who would you want to have a cold beer/cocktail with at a local dive bar?

i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.

As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).

my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but ...

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe two and a half years old and had just recovered from an accident.
Someone had given me a little tea set as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of ‘tea’, which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’ My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.
Then she says;
‘Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?'
Mornin

A Life Remembrance -
Ludwig van Beethoven (born 16 December, baptised 17 December 1770 – 26 March 1827) was a German composer and pianist. A crucial figure in the transition between the Classical and Romantic eras in Western art music, he remains one of the most famous and influential of all composers. His best-known compositions include 9 symphonies, 5 concertos for piano, 32 piano sonatas, and 16 string quartets. He also composed other chamber music, choral works (including the celebrated Missa solemnis), and songs.