We took Stetson to Jockeys Ridge today, his first time playing on the largest sand dune on the East Coast. He met lots of friends and had a great time running in the sand. There used to be a putt putt beside Jockeys Ridge in the 70s and 80s, but the sand migrated south over time and covered the entire thing. However, just recently, the "castle" on one of the holes has recently been uncovered. And yes, that says it was built by Fantasy Erections. You read that right. 🤪🤭
Congratulations to @APalm, @Pam_Antosiak, @RockNRollHS. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s.Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@APalm Who's a celebrity that is universally considered attractive, but they just don't do it for you?
@Pam_Antosiak At your current level of professional success, do you still have a five year plan? And if you do, where do you want to be in five years?
@RockNRollHS What is it that annoys you the most these days?
Taped The Great Christmas Showdown at Fox and this weekend I’ll be with Greg in Atlantic City
Tough to be Irish
"What's your name?", asked the teacher.
"Mohammad," he replied.
"You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike.
" Mohammad returned home after school.
"How was your day, Mohammad?", his mother asked.
"My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland and now my name is Mike”.
"Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonor your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!"
And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again.
The next day Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises.
"What happened to you, Mike?", she asked.
"Well shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two fucking Arabs."
Mornin
Got one tree decorated. Charlie snored through the decorating. This tree is in the living room and can be seen through the picture windows. Charlie liked it once it was finished..
