One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said,
"See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."r>
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
"Well," he began,
"I remember back in '44', we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!......'
Well... I just shit my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said,
"I don't blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."
The old man shook his head and said,
"No, no, not then, just now when I said
'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!'"
Mornin
Congratulation to @Steve-allen. . Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
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What person did you realize that you totally misjudged after meeting them?
What is something stupid you did as a teenager that still scares you when you think about it?
Congratulations to @Junemarie53 and @NJFLA. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Junemarie53 What book were you forced to read for a class book report that you hated?
@NJFLA What’s something you grew up with that kids today have no idea about?
Saturday was chili-rubbed pork tenderloin. Sunday, it transformed into pork tacos and burritos with an incredible mango-avocado salsa. BTW, I used frozen mango, thawed, and chopped. It was FANTASTIC. I love this whole “cook once, eat twice” lifestyle. Sunday was all about relaxing—which, conveniently, pairs very well with leftovers…..and wine.
Happy Sunday!
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Critics point out that a negative side effect of democrat policies is that the successful and wealthy will leave (like the flight from NYC). I contend that it's NOT a side effect, but an intended goal. Who do those people and business owners typically support? Not democrats. Who do those people and businesses rely on? Not the government. So then what kind of people will remain? The compliant and the dependent. If the left can't succeed by importing democrat voters, then they will incentivize non democrat voters to leave. They don't care if the city/state turns to shit, as long as they can rule it.
