One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said,
"See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."r>
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
"Well," he began,
"I remember back in '44', we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!......'
Well... I just shit my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said,
"I don't blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."
The old man shook his head and said,
"No, no, not then, just now when I said
'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!'"
Mornin
That's right Tom Shillue will be hosting Gutfeld! this Friday and we'd like your questions!
Submit your questions below for Tom & the Panelist's on Fridays GUTFELD! below
Don't miss Tom this weekend in Levittown, NY @ the Govenors for his live comedy Show! Tickets: https://www.tomshillue.com/live
Congratulations to @GGSister3. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@GGSister3
What job have you been offered in the past that you know you were not qualified for but you took it anyway?
We've got some fun & exciting LIVE shows coming up!
Don't miss...
Tom Shillue this weekend July 17-18 in Levittown, NY https://govs.govs.com/shows/355357 and https://www.tomshillue.com/#tour
and
Greg & Tom in
Las Vegas, Sept 20
Clarkeville, TN Sept 21
Peoria, IL Oct 17
St. Louis, MO Oct 18
For tickets go to https://ggutfeld.com/live/
First, a huge thank you to everyone who participated! I loved reading your stories, seeing your family photos, sharing your move from California to …th Carolina(loved the license plate @Nondimmable), and even being treated to an amazing rendition of “You’re a Grand Old Flag” (looking at you, @marriedtodem! 😊).
It was wonderful getting to know so many of you a little better. Choosing a winner wasn’t easy, but here we go!
🥇 Grand Prize Winner: @B_ellen
Brenda, your story was an absolute tearjerker. Reading about your return home from North Africa because of the war and then flying over the Statue of Liberty… I can only imagine how emotional that moment must have been. Congratulations! You and a guest will receive two VIP tickets to the Gutfeld! show of your choice.
🥈 Runner-Up: @marriedtodem
Your heartfelt performance of “You’re a Grand Old Flag” brought a smile to everyone’s face. Thank you for sharing your talent with all of us!
⭐ Bonus ...
