One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said,
"See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."r>
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
"Well," he began,
"I remember back in '44', we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!......'
Well... I just shit my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said,
"I don't blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."
The old man shook his head and said,
"No, no, not then, just now when I said
'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!'"
Mornin
Congratulations to @IMP85. Your Huli Huli recipe was chosen for tonight’s Sunday Suppers. After a fierce showdown between Imp amd @Arius-Trychus, the sugar won this round. I got the entries down to two and Mark chose the winner. Oh, and it was delicious. Sorry @Arius-Trychus, sweet always talks louder for Mark.
@Imp85, please keep an eye out for an email from a Gutter Team Member.
Thank you to everyone who shared recipes and helped keep my temporary “toaster oven, bbq, and crockpot era” alive. Here’s hoping to the kitchen face look flies by fast.
Congratulations to @ACDC_Guy and @Ted_Prohowich. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the panelists.
@ACDC_Guy What was your first make out song and what grade were you in?
@Ted_Prohowich Tell us about a time someone gave you advice you didn't follow. Was the outcome good, bad, or ugly?
Thanks to everyone who's come out this year! We're looking forward to seeing the rest of y'all in the coming months! Learn more about when and where to See Gutfeld, Perino, Shillue, Joe Machi, Michael Loftus and Jeff Dye! Tickets are still available including Meet & Greet Book signing tickets with Dana Perino in Frisco Texas. The Meet & Greet in Charlotte is sold out.
UPCOMING SHOWS!
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Michael Loftus and Dana Perino!
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Michael Loftus and Dana Perino!
Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Joe Machi
Sun, Sept 20, Clarksville, TN, F&M Bank Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Joe Machi
Sat, Oct 17, Peoria, IL, Peoria Civic Center
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Jeff Dye
Sun, Oct 18, St. Charles, MO, Family Arena
Gutfeld, Shillue AND Jeff Dye
Go to www.GGUTFELD.com/live for tickets!
Okay, I am finally feeling seasick 😵💫 🤢(which is rare)
It has been constantly and continuously rocking and rolling since last night. Made some ginger tea. Hope that helps.
Skipping dinner or any food tonight. No pictures 😄
2 pics
Paging @pjparty…. when is the storm going to end? 🤞🏼
Missing my Milo 🐶
@oldfogey50 As promised, here is my snack table with actual snacks. It's only a handful of us, so just the basics. We are having Portillo's beef sandwiches, and I found these great paper boats for people to make their sandwiches. Enjoy the rest of your day, Gutter Friends! So grateful to be part of this wonderful community! 🥰
Getting the house ready to have a few friends over to play cards later today. I'm realizing that our days of entertaining at home are probably coming to an end. With my husband's health issues and my surgery in Feb., we have just been getting by and our house is very "lived-in". It's hard to prep to have company anymore. I'm pulling it together, but as much as I like entertaining, it's getting to be too much. So much easier to meet at a restaurant. Such is life.
