One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said,
"See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."r>
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
"Well," he began,
"I remember back in '44', we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!......'
Well... I just shit my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said,
"I don't blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."
The old man shook his head and said,
"No, no, not then, just now when I said
'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!'"
Mornin
No winners!!! He got me a head scratcher because I'm always asking him to scratch my head at night.
We got married! 36 years. And, yes , Greg walked me down the aisle. If you can guess what Mark's gift to me was, you will win a prize. Good luck! It will be impossible!!!
Thank you for watching the video! I hope you enjoyed it.
The Fourth of July marks America’s independence and an opportunity to gather with family and friends for a barbecue. The Gutter is getting in the spirit with a merch giveaway.
Contest:
1. Submit a picture of your food or drink item you are bringing to your Fourth celebration.
or
2. For the non-cooks, submit pictures of your 4th of July celebration with your family/ friends.
Post your entries to this thread. All entries are due July 7 at 11:59 East Coast time. One entry per person. You may enter both contests, but can only win one contest.
Thanks for all those that gave me a lot of advice and pointed me to the teachings about craps..I'll try my best to study up...Need some financing😎😎😎
Well, they have brought us one step closer to being full blown Venezuela. House minority leader Jeffries lamenting this latest failure by still insisting that "we must stop MAGA and save democracy".
They have no low bar.
I'm proud of myself. I posted a nine-lives Trump cat meme last night.
A friend said it's fake. It didn't happen.
Instead of arguing with him, I quoted "Welcome to the Machine."
Ah, that felt good. A smart ass without uttering an angry word. 😁
Morning.
"Welcome my son, welcome to the machine.
What did you dream?
It's alright we told you what to dream."
