One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said,
"See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."r>
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
"Well," he began,
"I remember back in '44', we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!......'
Well... I just shit my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said,
"I don't blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."
The old man shook his head and said,
"No, no, not then, just now when I said
'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!'"
Mornin
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I want to thank everyone for the wonderful thoughts. I've been with my brother and Lori's family.
I want to share this picture of Lori and me.
Humble beginnings.
I've traveled home for my sister's funeral💔😞
My younger sister Lori, passed away on Tuesday.
Back in December she was diagnosed with stage 3 breast cancer. She started treatment immediately. Good doctors, support, great friends and family.
Treatment was going well with an 85% survival..
Then the unmanageable. Late one night about a month ago,she fell in her room. Hit the wall awkwardly. She suffered a cervical spine fracture. Paralyzed from the neck down.
She spent a week in the hospital the was sent to a rehab center.
She was dealt something I can't imagine.
Lori was full of life. retired art teacher. Never sick, so active, and 3 new grandbabies that she loved dearly.
Lori was a strong Christian with solid beliefs, but she didn't want to live this kind of life.
Last Tuesday morning Lori didn't wake up. She died at the hospital.
I'm heartbroken.
Part of me is relieved, but this is so unfair . I am having a hard time accepting
Kristin, Stetson and Maxwell stayed in KDH and are well
Thank ...
