One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said,
"See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."r>
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
"Well," he began,
"I remember back in '44', we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!......'
Well... I just shit my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said,
"I don't blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."
The old man shook his head and said,
"No, no, not then, just now when I said
'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!'"
Mornin
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
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@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Colder then a well diggers butt today .
Dusty is feelin awful needy today , has 20 acres to run on and he wants me to go outside and watch him poop.
I swear we spend 90% of our time watchin each other go to potty.
😖🤦🤨 FOR THE LAST HOUR & 10 minutes 🤨🤨 I've heard my husband, on the phone, with the SAME contractor, 🤦🙄 say, " TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT" 😖🤨🤨 Good night Irene!! 🤦🙄🤨 I'd hate to hear the long edition of this mornings segment.....Still talkin to the guy on his way out the door too!!! RIVETING....🙄. 🙏 LORD, please, I ask, and I know it's asking A LOT, Let there NOT be a sequel to this so called short story of his. Amen
