One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said,
"See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."r>
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
"Well," he began,
"I remember back in '44', we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!......'
Well... I just shit my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said,
"I don't blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."
The old man shook his head and said,
"No, no, not then, just now when I said
'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!'"
Mornin
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Unbelievable how many cars were part of this funeral procession. The funeral procession crossed my path twice on my way home today. This is such a sad story, such a senseless death. So tired of the Illinois SAFE-T Act, and so tired of Pritzker and Johnson deciding to violate our laws and rights to impose their own laws in this God forsaken sanctuary city and state. No matter how much we complain and voice our opposition, most of the politicians and judges in this city do not care. They think they can make their own laws. I hope the families sue Pritzker and Johnson personally! For both this death and the death of the Loyola student. They should be held PERSONALLY accountable. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! RIP Officer Bartholomew.
