One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said,
"See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."r>
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
"Well," he began,
"I remember back in '44', we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!......'
Well... I just shit my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said,
"I don't blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."
The old man shook his head and said,
"No, no, not then, just now when I said
'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!'"
Mornin
Congratulations to @Fuezie and @NJFLA. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Fuezie What's the stangest thing you believed as a kid....?
@NJFLA Is there something you aren’t good at and wish you were?
After four decades of hard work, Mark finally gets the promotion he deserves… to head of homemade pizza tasting.
So tell me, what was your milestone work anniversary gift?
Great night with a fantastic crowd that greeted us with warmth and cheer--Bravo Idaho!
Got to meet up with Jamie Lisow and the great Mike Baker...
I want to thank everyone who prayed and/or sent good wishes to us after my request for our precious kitty Isabella being so sick. It truly touched my heart and gave us all strength.
We have some encouraging news: after Isabella spent Tuesday thru Thursday all day at the vet's receiving all day long I.V. fluids, and then home at night with Arie and I staying up all night to make sure she's eating the right food for kidney support, drinking lots of water, getting her meds, etc. she has really perked up quite a bit. She still has huge loss of kidney function, but Bella seems content to be with her girl, Ariel. We're adjusting a lot but are getting a schedule figured out for this.
We don't know how long we've still got with us, but we want it to bq1e good days and I'm sure your prayers have been a big part helped us get to this point. 🙂🥰🙏
I hope everyone will have a relaxing and fun weekend with loved ones. You're all just the best!
