One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said,
"See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you'll never forget."r>
They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.
"Well," he began,
"I remember back in '44', we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don't know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, 'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!......'
Well... I just shit my pants."
The young men looked astonished and one of them said,
"I don't blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me."
The old man shook his head and said,
"No, no, not then, just now when I said
'ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!'"
Mornin
Congratulations to @Fuezie and @steve-allen. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Fuezie What's one job where you have to trust people even though you really don't want to.....?
@steve-allen What daily habit do you do that you really didn't know you had until someone pointed it out?
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@frenchi. what is something weird that you recommend everyone trying at least once?
I have a former coworker friend who has opposite political views, so we NEVER discuss politics. Otherwise, we would not be friends. But once in a while she can't help herself. She's about 12 years older than me and retired and trying to meet people. She told me she is getting involved in politics and I would not agree with her. I said we are both entitled to our beliefs, so it's fine, do what you feel you need to do. She proceeded to tell me she is meeting up with her local chapter of Indivisible. She said they are having a gathering at a bar. We'll see how that goes! She said she's going to sign up to make "care packages for migrants" and also participate in a "No Kings" protest later this month. All I said was, "that sounds good".
She can be very close-minded about things. She doesn't like to be told what to do, and I would think the people in the group can probably be very pushy. I am wondering how this is going to play out. It's been on my mind all night because I'm ...
