Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.

Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.

@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?

Congratulations to @Ted_Prohowich. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.

@Ted_Prohowich What's your back to school advice?

BEST THING ABOUT THIS PLACE....You can rant🤬 You can laugh 🤣 You can pray 🙏💫 Drink 🍻☘️🇮🇪💚 Question 🤔🤨 Cry 😫 Cheer 👏 Celebrate 🥳🥳 But best of ALL....You can tell stupid stories that can only happen to you...that are well almost too ridiculous for belief 😱🤭 SO......HERE GOES NOTHIN......At 4:30 a.m. this morning ..I walk out my front door w both Bella & Phoebe.....& then.....💥 Ridiculous comes outta nowhere!! 🤨 A FRIGGIN TOAD......YES TOAD....on the concrete stoop 😳 I was the last to know....Cat lays low....eyeballin it....Bella pokes the frig & it takes a leap 😳 Im 1/2 assed asleep thinkin HOLY SHIT!!! THE SLABS GIVIN WAY...( pretty trippie when your concrete hops🤦same color) Cat bolts...Bella... 110 lb Bella leaps & dives like a snow fox off the porch & I was then launched into shrubbery....😳🤨🤷 W.T.H.!?!? Aint seen a damn toad in 35 yrs!! After a few choice words & questions🤨🤬 All went about the morning ...