HEY THERE!
Down in miami, doing miami stuff!
beach, pool, massage, repeat.
in between i work out and walk and eat stuff with quinoa in it.
i have to tell you about the melvins new record, tarantula heart.
if you hate metal, then stop reading this.
but you'd think after 40 years in the business Buzzo et al would not be inventing new stuff.
but the first song on this record ("pain equals funny" ) might be the greatest metal medley ever. i know i'm using the term "medley" incorrectly - but what to do you call a 20 minutes song with separate parts, each one classic?
you can get the album on iTunes. but i include the youtube link below.
again, if you're not into metal, you will find this abrasive and perhaps insane. so don't listen to it just to complain about how noisy and irritating it is. if you love metal and hard rock, this will be hit you in the face.
but for me its equal parts Stooges, Kiss and Hendrix, with Buzzo in front.
See GUTFELD Live with Tom Shillue and our surprise guest comedians
Joe DeVito, Jamie Lissow, Michael Loftus, Joe Machi & Jeff Dye!
Sat, April 11, Duluth, GA, -Gas South Arena
Sun, April 12, Huntsville, AL, Propst Arena
Sat, May 2, Nampa, ID, Ford Idaho Center
Sun. May 3, Independence, MO, Cable Dahmer Arena
Sat, June 6, Frisco, TX (Dallas) Comerica Center
Sun, June 7, Charlotte, NC Bojangles Coliseum
Sat, Sept 19, Henderson, NV, Lees Family Forum
Sun, Sept 20, Clarksville, TN, F&M Bank Arena
Sat, Oct 17, Peoria, IL, Peoria Civic Center
Sun, Oct 18, St. Charles, MO, Family Arena
Go to www.GGUTFELD.com/live for tickets!
I will post pictures of the final product soon, after I wiped the grease off my phone.
Congratulations to @hillcatgut. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@hillcatgut Name an actor or politician that you met - was your impression of them different than their public persona.
I love Greg Gutfeld. The first time I saw him, I loved his humor. My husband had died. He was a Democrat. We watched NBC news only. Now I was without him and I turned on Fox. The Five was on and there was Greg. I was laughing so hard. That was it ..I was hooked .I am a Republican and I only watch Fox.
“Protein’
Been a while since I’ve made a protein post.
Basically because ive switched to ‘fat’. 70% or more of my calories come from fat now. Usually in the form of egg yolks.
I still eat 10-12 ozs of meat, with 2 whole eggs, and 4 egg yolks. With bacon.
Tonight we took our daughter and her partner, ‘Needles’ out to dinner for ‘Needles’ 32nd birthday.
I had a 20 oz bone in ribeye…
We of course were overdressed.
