HEY THERE!
Down in miami, doing miami stuff!
beach, pool, massage, repeat.
in between i work out and walk and eat stuff with quinoa in it.
i have to tell you about the melvins new record, tarantula heart.
if you hate metal, then stop reading this.
but you'd think after 40 years in the business Buzzo et al would not be inventing new stuff.
but the first song on this record ("pain equals funny" ) might be the greatest metal medley ever. i know i'm using the term "medley" incorrectly - but what to do you call a 20 minutes song with separate parts, each one classic?
you can get the album on iTunes. but i include the youtube link below.
again, if you're not into metal, you will find this abrasive and perhaps insane. so don't listen to it just to complain about how noisy and irritating it is. if you love metal and hard rock, this will be hit you in the face.
but for me its equal parts Stooges, Kiss and Hendrix, with Buzzo in front.
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hey all!
what a week.
between the colonoscopy and the fallon show, i had both ends of my body put to the test. Jimmy was super gracious, and we reminisced about our crazy days in NYC from a decade or so past -- we hit the same dives and knew much of the same people. he was really really grateful that i had defended him in the past against the intolerant industry that had made his life hell. it was amazing how large the staff is. when i entered their "floor", it literally had as many employees that fox has for all their shows. and it's just like you imagine - every kind of tv stereotype - hair and make up people, band members, security, go-betweens and assistants and then people up against the hallway walls staring at me; the security folks (all grizzled cop vets) nodded in approval.
after the appearance as i left, joe jonas waited for me, and said "that was really great." he seemed shy and very happy.
the green rooms are all separate and they are "themed." mine was a rustic cabin, and ...
Government
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo..
The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany ..
Within seconds, he receives ...
Beings we can't get the real numbers of illegals we don't know the real number of extra Congressmen we have representing them .
We do know that they go to the dim side.
The guess they do venture is between 30 and 40 , probably more.
So how many more of our tax dollars could we save just in salaries , not counting extras we pay for supporting congress .
We all bitch about what they are paid compared to what they accomplish...
Yet we don't realize how much they really cost us ....
It is nearly a billion dollars a year .
Pres. Trump , DOGE....
Sick'em.....
