HEY THERE!
Down in miami, doing miami stuff!
beach, pool, massage, repeat.
in between i work out and walk and eat stuff with quinoa in it.
i have to tell you about the melvins new record, tarantula heart.
if you hate metal, then stop reading this.
but you'd think after 40 years in the business Buzzo et al would not be inventing new stuff.
but the first song on this record ("pain equals funny" ) might be the greatest metal medley ever. i know i'm using the term "medley" incorrectly - but what to do you call a 20 minutes song with separate parts, each one classic?
you can get the album on iTunes. but i include the youtube link below.
again, if you're not into metal, you will find this abrasive and perhaps insane. so don't listen to it just to complain about how noisy and irritating it is. if you love metal and hard rock, this will be hit you in the face.
but for me its equal parts Stooges, Kiss and Hendrix, with Buzzo in front.
Mark dragged down his Chewbacca from upstairs and wore his favorite mask for Halloween. No negativity surprisingly…. ! He did, however, pay a visit to the liberal house next door and repeatedly yelled, “You’re fired! You’re fired! You’re fired!” I think they actually enjoyed it.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Post your questions below for Greg & the panelists on Friday’s Gutfeld!
Fun facts about today
1620: Forty-one male passengers aboard the Mayflower sign the Mayflower Compact before going ashore at Cape Cod, setting up a self-governing body under majority rule.
1831: Nat Turner is hanged in Jerusalem, Va., for leading a slave rebellion that killed dozens of white residents.
1889: Washington becomes the 42nd state.
1918: World War I fighting ends at 11 a.m. under the armistice signed earlier that morning in a railroad car in Compiègne, France.
1921: President Warren Harding dedicates the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington National Cemetery.
1940: The Armistice Day Blizzard strikes the upper Midwest without warning, killing about 150 people, many of them duck hunters caught out on the water.
1954: The nation observes Veterans Day for the first time, after Congress renamed Armistice Day to honor veterans of every war.
1965: Rhodesia's white-minority government declares independence from Britain.
1966: NASA launches Gemini 12, the final Gemini mission. Buzz...
