for being too adorable.
Sentence: five minutes of staring at Greg scratching himself.
They want to upgrade from their electric scooters!! My friends and I went for a hike today and decided to go to Walnut Creek for lunch after our grueling workout. For some reason, all the parking lots were full. And then the protesters. . They were definitely 80% 65 and older. Walkers. Masks. Canes. I'm serious.
Mark was smart to stay back and work in the yard.
You read it right—Greg will be in KNOXVILLE April 26. If you don't have your tickets yet, you're going to miss a great show—so get them NOW! This season's kick off in Pennsylvania and Indiana were nothing short of awesome.
Here 's the deal. Let us know if you are coming to the show and we will ingratiate you with a new membership exclusive for ACTIVE SUPPORTERS. Simply reply to this post if you are attending and we will get back to you with the details.
There's a rumor that the show with the most ACTIVE SUPPORTERS in attendance will be in for a little surprise at the end the season.
That's right...Greg is coming to the great Spartanburg Memorial Auditorium in South Carolina on April 27. If you don't have your tickets yet, you're going to miss a great show—so get them NOW! This season's kick off in Pennsylvania and Indiana were nothing short of awesome.
Here 's the deal. Let us know if you are coming to the show and we will ingratiate you with a new membership exclusive for ACTIVE SUPPORTERS. Simply reply to this post if you are attending and we will get back to you with the details.
There's a rumor that the show with the most ACTIVE SUPPORTERS in attendance will be in for a little surprise at the end the season.
Bob was excited about his new .338 rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He traveled
up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it. Soon after there was a tap on
his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, “That was a very bad mistake. That bear is my cousin, I’m going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex.”
After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black
bear had his way with Bob.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzle bear stood right next to him.
The grizzly said, “That was a big mistake, Bob. That bear was my cousin and you’ve got two choices- either I maul your to death or we have rough sex.”
Again, Bob thought it was better to co-operate with the grizzly ...
