getting ready to do the five. i'm going to wear a grey zip sweater. i'm not sure its a good choice. makes me look old and stale. but i figure, its friday, so i can slum it a little. plus we're doing a live five on sunday, so i have to conserve my wardrobe. I enjoy Fridays because I don't have to write a monologue, and fan mail friday is usually always guaranteed to go off the rails.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
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“Day 3”
of the 2026 Cavalcade.
809 miles traveled so far.
Note didn’t have enough bandwidth to post yesterday.
Today is day 4 .
from day 2;- I forgot to mention the Elk doe we saw on the right shoulder of the road eating grass.
Scared the crap out of me. All she had to do was turn and walk 5 feet, we’d be just a memory.
We left Nehalem late, the dew was so heavy that there were puddles.
The sun did finally come out and we used towels to dry the roof of the pop-up in order to fold it up.
Short ride day, 165 miles, although because we kept going through small beach towns, it took 4 hours of seat time.
We stopped at the Tillamook plant and took the self guided factory tour. We then bought some cheese.
We also had some ice cream, it was a creamery after all.
I had a strawberry malt, and my beautiful bride had a single scoop of chocolate coffee.
We are currently ensconced in Beverly Bay state park. Still in Oregon. @The_CINC took pity on me and rented a ‘yurt’ for the night.
So no set up/take ...
When I offered this to the Babylon Bee, they said we can't touch this.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/general/general/converse-apologizes-for-deeply-upsetting-sneakers-ad-with-imagery-likened-to-the-kkk-and-lynching/ar-AA2cyYDZ?ocid=socialshare
