getting ready to do the five. i'm going to wear a grey zip sweater. i'm not sure its a good choice. makes me look old and stale. but i figure, its friday, so i can slum it a little. plus we're doing a live five on sunday, so i have to conserve my wardrobe. I enjoy Fridays because I don't have to write a monologue, and fan mail friday is usually always guaranteed to go off the rails.
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Three nuns die in a car crash
They ascend to heaven and are met at the pearly gates by Saint Peter. “Before you can enter Heaven you must each answer a question to prove your piety.”
He turns to the first nun and asks “How many commandments did God give to Moses?” The nun says “Oh, that’s easy, 10!” Ba Bada Bah! The trumpets blare and the pearly gate swings open.
St Peter turns to the second nun, “Name the four evangelists.”
“Ha, that’s simple, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!” Ba Bada Bah! The gate swings open and the happy nun walks in.
He the turns to the third nun. “What we’re Eve’s first words to Adam?”
Taken aback, the nun mutters ...
“Wow, that’s a hard one!”
Ba Bada Ba! The gate swings open.
mornin
