Pastor Greg healing a faithful parishioner at our recent revival meeting.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
𝑭𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑵𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒐 𝑳𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉-𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕, 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑩𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒖𝒙 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝑮𝒓𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒕𝒉-𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒕, 𝑭𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒈𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒚 𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒚 𝒐𝒇 𝒗𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆, 𝒂𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏, 𝒓𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒂𝒈𝒆, 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒇𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏.
Good moaning, friends across the water. I greet you well.
A quickie, while I have a few minutes to go online.
The article below is paywalled, from today's Daily Mail.
Another day in the multi-cultural idyll that is Europe.
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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐚 ...
A man went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled The dentist pulls out the novocaine to inject the man.....
“No way! No needles! I hate needles!” the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects.
“I can’t do the gas thing – the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!”
The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
“No,” the patient says, “I am fine with pills.”
The dentist then returns and says, “Here is a Viagra tablet.”
The patient says, “Wow – I didn’t know Viagra worked as a pain pill.!”
“It doesn’t,” said the dentist and continued:
“But it will give you something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth.”
Mornin.
