i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
I will post pictures of the final product soon, after I wiped the grease off my phone.
@derrickhhurd what is the formula of your success? How has it changed over the years?
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Those who know me know— I’ve been bitching about the drones for as long as this bar (the Gutter) has been in existence
FLORIDA made a tiny step forward with the drone issue. I’ll give them an A for effort as this issue and the complaints that follow is relatively new to John Q Public.
This is the very first step taken by our elected officials on creepy drones.
In short we get a complaint form🙄 and we get to pay for a civil lawsuit if it comes to that.
We cannot yet shoot them down or take them out in any fashion (Boooo!)
Why can’t we have fun?
No guns, no nets and to my disappointment, no falcons
