i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
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Congratulations to @SoCalMike, @alabama_my_home, and @LeoLeeC. Your questions were chosen tonight for ask Tyrus.
@SoCalMike IF you could have any else’s voice, whose voice would you have?
@alabama_my_home Who did you have a crush on or idolize as a teen?
@LeoLeeC What type of artists 🧑🎨 do you admire the most: musicians, actors, comedians, dancers, producers, directors, writers, painters, others?
Thank you @ajwimsatt for supplying the video!
Congratulations to @DebWright, @DunnKruger, and @KenLeeK. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Gutfeld!:
@DebWright What do you do to celebrate the New Year?
@DunnKruger What was your favorite gift or experience this Christmas? (gift given or received)
@KenLeeK What is your all time favorite sitcom? @KenLeeK video is in part 2 post.
I realize I feel terrible. I realize that’s coloring how I post. So if you wanna just pass this on by without reading it, I won’t be offended, but I do have a gripe. I’m trying not to be affected by these commercials for animals that are out in the cold where they show me animals being snowed on or animals out in the heat with flies, crawling all over them And I wonder did I need to see that or did they need to just rescue those animals and tell me what kind of conditions they were found in because it’s just disgusting that they were used in a guilt campaign because what else is it? I know I’m supposed to send money because it’s the holiday and my plate is full and I’m surrounded by love and happiness and family and food and these poor animals don’t know where their next meal is coming from. I’ve been in rescue a long time. Sympathy adoptions don’t last. Let him throw a blanket over the cold ones let them shoo the flies and rescue the ones that are out in the ...
