i know you've been wondering where i've gone! or been!
I wasn't in jail, or getting a sex change, or getting a sex change in jail.
My wife gave birth last week to a delightful little girl named Mira.
so i've been off, basically running interference between the baby and a very inquisitive french bulldog. because the baby hasn't gotten her shots, we can't let the little guy near her. so i'm basically keeping him busy while wife does that "other" stuff. its been a surreal amazing experience. Being superstitious, we didnt want to tell anyone until the baby was born. I would write more here, but i am literally on 24 hour emergency assistance - when Elena wants something I have to get it, or I get tazed.
As for Mira, she's got her mothers looks, and her fathers dislike for Brian Kilmeade. I turned on fox and friends this morning, and she cried incessantly until i turned it to something less disturbing (Dexter).
my guess is, i'll probably be back to work in the new year, no later.
but possibly sooner -who knows! this is a first time thing for us, so your guess is as good as mine!
thanks for being here in the gutter with me!
gg
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Congratulations to @Fuezie and @NJFLA. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@Fuezie What's the stangest thing you believed as a kid....?
@NJFLA Is there something you aren’t good at and wish you were?
I’m on my way to Arnhem this morning. I decided to take my rental bicycle along. I’ve changed trains twice and I’m waiting on the final leg to Arnhem. At my age having a WC on the train is a godsend 🤪
so hey… can we “talk about butts?” i loved Kat’s “butt- talk”… but i’m wunnerin’ (on accounta’ we are Polish (ah’m 1/2)):
Polish women are known for a few things (yes, Kat is gorgeous 😉); including big butts, BUT personally, i’ve always hated mah big butt. i wanna’ know if Kat was joking…my mum is 100% Polish. mah daddy always said she was “pulling a trailer.” i didn’t get it (they had me when they were kinda’ old.) ha ha 😝
