Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.

Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.

@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?

Congratulations to @Ted_Prohowich. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.

@Ted_Prohowich What's your back to school advice?

Mornin all...
Been helpin my daughter with a project we call the "Money Pit" well she doesnt , the rest of us do.
All her uncles , cousins and me said don't buy it , it way to much work and money to bring it back to life .
She bought it anyway .....
She called me they day she wrote the check ....
"Dad I need to borrow your contracting tools and trailer "...
You can honey , but who is going to do the work....
"I am"
Darlin yo never built anything in your life....
"Dad I have been watchin Youtube Videos , it looks pretty easy....
"Can you come over and show me where to start"......
She didnt think it was funny when I showed up with a can of charcoal fluid and a box of safety matches.....

Two foreign immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other...
"I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, one of the immigrants points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk toward the cart...
"Two dogs, please,"
Excited, the companions hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." One of them opens the foil and begins to blush. Staring at it for a moment, she turns to her friend and whispers cautiously,....
"What part did you get?"
Mornin