A man is sitting at home and a police officer knocks on his door.
The officer asks him if he is married and the man replies, "Yes I am."
He then asks him if he has a recent picture of his wife. "Sure hold on a second."
The officer looks at the picture, and in a sad voice says, "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife has been hit by a train."
The man says, "I know, but she has a good personality and is an excellent cook."
mornin
Mark dragged down his Chewbacca from upstairs and wore his favorite mask for Halloween. No negativity surprisingly…. ! He did, however, pay a visit to the liberal house next door and repeatedly yelled, “You’re fired! You’re fired! You’re fired!” I think they actually enjoyed it.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Al Green has been a US representative from Texas for 20 years. He is known for his multiple impeachment efforts against Donald Trump. He will be out in January, but he will be an ass until then. Can you name any of his other accomplishments?
Morning Gutter Gang on this cold and rainy Friday the 13th. It's just the beginning of "indoor season" here in Upstate NY and I'm starting to tire of it after two days. Man, it's gonna be a long Winter.
What more appropriate song to start out the morning of the 13th than "Superstition" so gosh darn it, that's what I'm gonna do. Enjoy...
