G’Day peeps! 🐥 i’m gonna’ pop out of da Gutter for a few weeks because i’ve been quite crabby as of late. i don’t want to be crabby. 🦀 i’m sorry for being so angry. 😠 i’m usually silly (as you know.) we will return in a few weeks (need to “step away from the left”), but mah penguin 🐧 will still be dick (he said to tell you.) see you next month. hugs 🤗 from Australia 🇦🇺! wub you all!
Mark dragged down his Chewbacca from upstairs and wore his favorite mask for Halloween. No negativity surprisingly…. ! He did, however, pay a visit to the liberal house next door and repeatedly yelled, “You’re fired! You’re fired! You’re fired!” I think they actually enjoyed it.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
First, when that sniveling little reporter asked Trump if he’d forgive people like Hilary and Comey, he basically acknowledged that those people did horrible things to Trump that would warrant his forgiveness! Second, if I were DJT, I probably would’ve answered: “yes I might forgive them, right after they forgive me for winning in 2016.”