No matter the outcome of the midterms, I have little faith in the integrity of our elections. LA Is a perfect example. In my opinion, there is no way that those two were the #1 and #2 winners.
It's old fashioned, but I think we should go back to paper ballots. I don't trust the machines. I do understand how red states can turn purple or blue. We have had four sets of friends relocate to different red states because "Illinois is so bad", but they took their blue votes with them. All four sets of friends have TDS or were staunch dems. They do not realize the appeal of other states is due to conservative politicians. I do not know how this ever gets fixed.
Wishing everyone a wonderful Monday. It will be okay, no matter what happens, because I believe in the end this is God's earth. JM
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Good morning everyone and happy Monday. It's a balmy 55 degrees out, but with the warm weather comes rain. Not raining at this time but we'll have scattered showers all day today. Since I have no idea how to include music with my messages, I'll just tell you the name of the song in my head: "Monday, Monday" by the Mamas and Papas. Have a great day.
Walking home after a blowout Election Day party.
Two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee.
The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.
The next day, the first woman's husband phones the second woman's husband, furious: "My wife came home last night without her panties!"
"That's nothing," says the other.
"Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said
'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"
mornin
MORINGS YOUSE GUYS! 🤗☕💫 I slept like a baby!! 🥰 PITT 🖤💛 walks into a bye on a WIN!! 💥 & WELL......My Rangers....my youngest team in the NHL....Rangers....gave my new jersey a whole new meaning to 🤨 SHOOT THE PUCK!! BOYS!! 💫🤣🤣🤣🤷 Just lil pups...they'll catch on ☺️ Some great wins 🏈 yesterday!!! Big Blue looked GREAT!! 😆😆😆 play your best on a bye 🤣🥰😂 Did I mention I slept like a baby?! Can ya tell?? 🤔😆😆😆 2 nd cup☕💫 comin in hot for ya!!