Fonday(rhymes with Monday)
Goodness gracious...Halloween is gone, daylight savings time is gome and Election Day is tomorrow...and you know the stores are already ready for Christmas.(My Walmart has a large portion ot the store ready to go,
Time for a joke for @johnconner and some memes
John's wife Mo, feeling romatic, sent John a text:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!”
John replied:
“I am on the toilet. Please advise.”
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Here you go! Pre Sale Ticket Access info at the bottom
Saturday, March 13, 2027 - Old National Events Plaza (Evansville, Ind.)
Sunday, March 14, 2027 - Palace Theatre (Columbus, Ohio)
Saturday, April 24, 2027 - Broward Center for the Performing Arts (Fort Lauderdale, Fla.)
Sunday, April 25, 2027 - DAR Constitution Hall (Washington, D.C.)
Saturday, June 12, 2027 - Rosemont Theatre (Rosemont, Ill.)
Sunday, June 13, 2027 - KeyBank State Theatre (Cleveland, Ohio)
Saturday, September 25, 2027 - Steven Tanger Center for the Performing Arts (Greensboro, N.C.)
Sunday, September 26, 2027 - Santander Arena (Reading, Pa.)
Saturday, October 9, 2027 - Straz Center for the Performing Arts (Tampa, Fla.)
Saturday, November 6, 2027 - Arizona Financial Theatre (Phoenix, Ariz.)
Pre Sale Tickets for
Gutter Supporters start Nov 3 @ 10 am local time with your Promo Code
Gutter Members start Nov 4 @ 10 am
Keep an eye out for your promo codes and Official Ticket Links. And Thank you for making all of ...
Walking home after a blowout Election Day party.
Two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee.
The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.
The next day, the first woman's husband phones the second woman's husband, furious: "My wife came home last night without her panties!"
"That's nothing," says the other.
"Mine came back with a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said
'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.'"
mornin
