From APalm's TOO SOON FILE, here's A DOUBLE for the Babylon Bee...
When they decide to sink to my level. You have been warned. Insensitive humor ahead.
"People wait with bated breath to see if Chris Murphy gains sanity and common sense like John Fetterman, post stroke."
"When pressed as to when he's going to retire, Mitch McConnell slowly lifts his head and mouths, "...Murphy first...".
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/connecticut-sen-chris-murphy-has-stroke-and-is-in-the-hospital-office-says/ar-AA2gxiT3?ocid=socialshare
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
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Feels like we lost an hour instead of gaining one, but at least I caught up on sleep and slept until after 9 this morning. Usually up very early. Got to the Italian grocery store late and waited a long time at the deli, made a late breakfast and caught up on all the Gutfeld! episodes for the week and Jimmy too. Kind of a rainy, gloomy day here. Going to spend the rest of the day getting a few inside chores done. Hope everyone is having a good Sunday! JM
With all these lefty judges tossin out lawsuits on voter cheatin by the Dims.
The judges sayin you can't know the intent of the voter....
We know the intent of the 20 thousand illegals registered in Cali....
We also know the intent of the second Dan Sullivan ...
To help peltre cheat....
He said it right out.
So can't they just deduct 20 thous votes off the Dims totals in cali and just add the votes to the real Dan Sullivan or deduct from peltre in Alaska.
Gettin a handle on years of scams to put Dims in power over the past 60 years is a monumental task that our founders and framers didnt prepare us for legally.
I am really hopin the administration has a shitload of bright young lawyers imagining every loophole and dirty trick and writtin legislation to stop it.
