A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party.
They were ready to leave when the wife came down with a headache. She told her husband to go to the party, no need to miss it because of her headache. So the husband left for the party.
About an hour later his wife's headache went away and she felt better. She put on her costume and went to the party. As she arrived, she spotted her husband cavorting around the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. The wife siddled up to him and let him go as far as he wished, naturally because he was her husband. Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. So they went off to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before midnight unmasking she slipped away and went home, got in bed, and wondered what kind of explanation he would have. As he entered the bedroom she asked, "Did you have a good time? Did you dance much?"
He replied, "You know I never have any fun if you are not with me. I never danced one dance, When I got there I met some of my friends and we played cards. I lent my costume to some guy. He said he had a terrific time."
Evenin.
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Congratulations to @wilbner and @APalm. Your questions were chosen for tonight‘s Halloween.Ask Greg and the Panelists.
@wilbner What place, or person, did you avoid when trick-or-treating as a kid?
@Apalm Did you ever attend a Halloween costume party and later have some regrets about your costume choice?
Remember the Greg-O-Lantern from year ago donated by one of our loyal Gutter members @apalm? It made another appearance on tonight’s Gutfeld!
