I am so ready for this election to be over. I’m tired of all the political ads, can’t we fast forward to the Medicare commercials?
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
Many of you know me and that I have little to no shame at times.
This is one of those times.
@GregGutfeld Tis the season, Greg! I hope to see the GREG - O - LANTERN on set tonight and all week! Happy Halloween. 🎃
Voted this AM. Nobody in line. Given that I live in the middle of a giant blue dot, maybe it's a sign that dem turnout will be low. 🤞
"If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
"Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six."
"Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
"Seven!"
"Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
"Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
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