Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.

Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.

@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?

Congratulations to @Ted_Prohowich. Your question was chosen for tonight’s Ask Greg and the Panelists.

@Ted_Prohowich What's your back to school advice?

"If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
"Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Six."
"Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
"Seven!"
"Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
"Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
mornin

Morning Gutter Gang. Hope everyone had a pleasant weekend. I'll volunteer that I did, especially since the bride was well enough to come back home Friday. Had a great afternoon with my daughter and the grands Saturday and by golly, the New York Giants kept that good feeling going with an overtime win in Houston against the Texans yesterday. Ah...
Have some easy listening music here to start the week from Pousette Dart Band, kind of a PPL or Poco type vibe. It's "County Line" See ya in a bit.