A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him,...
"If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?"
"None, Because the shot scared them all off."
The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking."
Johnny asks the teacher...
"If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?"
The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream."
"No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
Mornin
Send help......and a storage unit. He kept the m'fer a secret. Maybe I should come home with a pair of $1000 shoes.
Congratulation to @SGKusmertz, @bek1, and @wilbner. Your questions were chosen for tonight’s Ask Joe and the Panelists.
@SGKusmertz If you could have one song play when you enter a room, what would it be?
@bek1 Do you usually feel excited or stressed out about going back to school after summer break?
@wilbner What was the best prank you’ve ever pulled?
